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Red Bull Giving Away Free Money

ZigZag

ZigZag

That Welsh Guy
Too bad I don't live in the states... i'd be rolling in the $1 bills... all 10 of them.

EDIT: HOLY FUCK this is about the slogan!? 12 years fucking going and they're only just doing this!? like some person finally figured out the drink does NOT give you wings?
Shit...
 
Juggs

Juggs

Lose without excuses
Lead Moderator
Premium Supporter
Yup, cause nothing cures your dissatisfaction with a product like more of that same product.

Unhappy with Red Bull? Here, have a Red Bull to cheer you up!
 
Youphemism

Youphemism

Gunslinger since pre patch (sh/out to The Farmer)
AK Juggs said:
Yup, cause nothing cures your dissatisfaction with a product like more of that same product.

Unhappy with Red Bull? Here, have a Red Bull to cheer you up!
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Well I mean it gives you wings soooooo.... :DOGE
 
Juggs

Juggs

Lose without excuses
Lead Moderator
Premium Supporter
Youphemism said:
Well I mean it gives you wings soooooo....
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I need to start doing some research and go on a suing spree. Suing huge million and billion dollar companies for like around 5 million each. They won't fight it because it will cost them far more than 5 mil to battle it, and 5 mil will be chump change to them, so I can become a millionaire over night.

I will write strategy guides on how to take advantage of the legal systems with match-up numbers and tier lists on who is the easiest targets.

Yo hold up, I'm about to become rich af.... brb.
 
Dudley Dowork

Dudley Dowork

Bald
Ho..how would this even work? They settled for 13 million dollars and are claiming that they're gonna give everyone who drank a red bull in the last 12 years 10 dollars, yet they sold 4.5 billion cans last year alone. Either the same 1.3million people are enjoying 4billion cans of red bull every year or this as fake as my Injustice "skills."
 
HellblazerHawkman

HellblazerHawkman

Confused Thanagarian
Dudley Dowork said:
Ho..how would this even work? They settled for 13 million dollars and are claiming that they're gonna give everyone who drank a red bull in the last 12 years 10 dollars, yet they sold 4.5 billion cans last year alone. Either the same 1.3million people are enjoying 4billion cans of red bull every year or this as fake as my Injustice "skills."
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It's the way settlements work. They 'agree' they fucked up and get to pay a lower fee because they didn't put everyone through the hassle of the courts. However, a court has to sign off on this before anything
 
Dudley Dowork

Dudley Dowork

Bald
AK Juggs said:
I need to start doing some research and go on a suing spree. Suing huge million and billion dollar companies for like around 5 million each. They won't fight it because it will cost them far more than 5 mil to battle it, and 5 mil will be chump change to them, so I can become a millionaire over night.

I will write strategy guides on how to take advantage of the legal systems with match-up numbers and tier lists on who is the easiest targets.

Yo hold up, I'm about to become rich af.... brb.
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If this thing is real sue them for offering everyone who drank a red bull in the last 12 years 10 dollars, because that's just not fucking possible.

Oh and then give me like 10 percent of the money for suggesting it.
 
Dudley Dowork

Dudley Dowork

Bald
HellblazerHawkman said:
It's the way settlements work. They 'agree' they fucked up and get to pay a lower fee because they didn't put everyone through the hassle of the courts. However, a court has to sign off on this before anything
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I see, this honestly confused me because the math just didn't add up, thanks.
 
Braindead

Braindead

I want Kronika to step on my face
LBSH, the legal system in the US is a joke.
You can sue anyone for anything and you'll probably win.
And if you lose they'll sue you back and they win.

You just go ahead and sue whomever and get some money.
 
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