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rev0lver

Come On Die Young
Well, I just had a fun exchange on ranked:

*before the match starts*
him: "can u let me win. 4 n achievement"
i kick his ass and teabag because of that
me: "fuck your achievements"
him: "fuck you"
 

Lyuben

Sinestro's might!
"real cute. now i gotta verify if ur the same lyuben as on the site. didn't seem to be much of a douche there"

HE SO MAD! LIKE A BABY! LITTLE BABY CRYING TEARS! LOL NOOB BABY! BABY!
 

Dark Kobra

Hitbox™ Enthusiast
My mate Kris Kombat usually plays it online when he pops around (It's very rare that you will actually see me online, unless he passes the controller at some point, you will know because my Kitana will play *different* and I haven't learnt anyone else) but we got one where a Mileena player just started giving 3.0 and then 0.0 on KOTH and then sent a message:

'Learn how to play, your a beginner and your Kitana is shite' and then just spammed the inbox, when it wasn't even me playing.

My mate just replied 'Enjoy and good night'

BUt got another one after Sheeva got combo'd to shit (again by Kris Kombat):

'Get out more you fucking prick'

Was priceless :)

Anyone who knows me, I never get salty and will always try to have good matches. Just pisses me off those who have to rage mail and rage quit when it's supposed to be having a good game and a laugh!
 

Dark Kobra

Hitbox™ Enthusiast
Usually people from this site don't get all salty and disrespectful when they lose. Usually..

Not to say all randoms are like that either, I've found quite a few good, respectful ones.
Yeah I have too mate

The_Gambit
StoredRyan
SaiyanHatred
Tido84
Monte-Cassino

Really great players and had some really good matches, even though I got destroyed in them.... Really enjoyed them and if you are in the EUR region, I recommend playing these guys as they are good players!! These are the ones that stand out. Always had some great matches.
 
while i was playing as reptile today-
jump spamming sheevah (while being combo'd on): ALL YOU'RE DOING IS DASHING, [ban incoming]
 

Hellbringer

1 2 3 drink
Well, I just had a fun exchange on ranked:

*before the match starts*
him: "can u let me win. 4 n achievement"
i kick his ass and teabag because of that
me: "fuck your achievements"
him: "fuck you"
had the same thing happened to me aswell. ofcourse i babalityd him after he gave up in second round.
 

PoliceBrutality

Let's go green!!!!
had the same thing happened to me aswell. ofcourse i babalityd him after he gave up in second round.
You guys are mean lol. I I did run into him, but I let him win and wished him good luck because I know for a fact not all of you would've agreed to it lol
 

GNG Iniquity

#bufftaquito #punchwalk #whiffycage
Random: "You're a cheap spammer!"
Me: "What'd I spam exactly? I was playing Johnny Cage."
Random: "Combos!"
Me: "Oh. Then I guess I'm a combo spammer!"

:popcorn1:
 

rev0lver

Come On Die Young
Well this one made me laugh tonight. From a Kitana player (No Smile) who hit me with more fans than I did him...

"LOL @ FAN SPAM [ban incoming] PS BLOCKED"
 

iMLGzus

Venom Addict/Space Pope



LOL @ the guy who said corner traps are the "new" way to win MK. From my experience playing just about every fighting game out there (i may have played them all actually lol, i just suck :p) corner trapping has ALWAYS been the way to win. Corners = better combos = more dmg and resets = winning! I feel sorry for that guy, he proved he doesn't know how to play :/
 

Panque

Random foreign guy
People call me a spammer all the time, and I play with Sub-Zero only o.0
How on earth do you spam with him? I think it's the 2 bnbs that I always use that get them going.
 

Sage Leviathan

I'm platinum mad!



LOL @ the guy who said corner traps are the "new" way to win MK. From my experience playing just about every fighting game out there (i may have played them all actually lol, i just suck :p) corner trapping has ALWAYS been the way to win. Corners = better combos = more dmg and resets = winning! I feel sorry for that guy, he proved he doesn't know how to play :/
Im still lolling at the guy who asked to play someone from TYM, then called my Noob a spammer XD
 

Vilén

too smart to play MKX
My favorite one to date is still "all you do is combo me. beat me with some real skill."

But here's an exchange I had with some jackass:

 

Sage Leviathan

I'm platinum mad!
Yet ANOTHER funny story.

I was in a private KOTH with xTOLxCreED, xTOLxDESTROYER, and xTOLxPOLO.
I become king and fight POLO.
He picks his main, Sub, and i pick Noob.

After throwing some shadows, I get frozen, then teabagged mid-match.

Unfortunately for him, i break out ----> portal reset ----> and win.
I fatal him, then leave.

I come back later to find 2 new msgs in my inbox.



I replied to DESTROYER, "lmfao I THINK im entitled."
 
Yet ANOTHER funny story.

I was in a private KOTH with xTOLxCreED, xTOLxDESTROYER, and xTOLxPOLO.
I become king and fight POLO.
He picks his main, Sub, and i pick Noob.

After throwing some shadows, I get frozen, then teabagged mid-match.

Unfortunately for him, i break out ----> portal reset ----> and win.
I fatal him, then leave.

I come back later to find 2 new msgs in my inbox.



I replied to DESTROYER, "lmfao I THINK im entitled."



dude im toldestroyer u forgot to mention i beat u