Chocolate Candy Tier List

[Johnny San]

Still exist, but they're hard to find.

I'm talking about the earlier version. It tasted more sweeter and less like chocolate than the PB one. Had more peanut butter. It's just red.

 

[BRUTALITY]

If you ever come across these at a super market, buy as many as you can.

lol is this niqa serious its a cheap low class mars bar and nothing more

 

[gdf]

I only know of the spread, otherwise it would have made the list. It's some seriously good stuff, however. Too bad it is absolutely terrible health wise, lol.

I'm honestly just satisfied that you acknowledged it. haha that unhealthiness is so good.

 

[The_SNKE]

Much <3 to @Zyphox and @LtLuthor for having amazing taste.

Also, this isn't mainstream but IMO this is the best chocolate ever

This (especially while smelling some flowers) is literally bliss

 

[Pho Cubic]

Top tier
Dark chocolate Snickers
Any chocolate from Europe (i.e. Lindt, Belgian chocolate, etc)

High tier
Twix
Three Musketeers (SRSLY how is this not listed in the poll? WTF?!)
Regular Snickers

Mid tier
Hershey
M&Ms
Kit Kat

Reese's are massively overrated. I would rather have any candy bar on this list over Reese's.

1) They're way too fucking sweet.
2) High class people don't mix peanut butter & chocolate. FYI, high class people also don't put ketchup on hot dogs. Some things just don't go together. The truth hurts fuckers!

 

[Alien Substance]

2) High class people don't mix peanut butter & chocolate. FYI, high class people also don't put ketchup on hot dogs. Some things just don't go together. The truth hurts fuckers!

Personal opinion.

But I agree: I hate ketchup on hot dogs.

 

[Gurpwnder]

 

[Rabbit]

Reese's are massively overrated. I would rather have any candy bar on this list over Reese's.

1) They're way too fucking sweet.
2) High class people don't mix peanut butter & chocolate. FYI, high class people also don't put ketchup on hot dogs. Some things just don't go together. The truth hurts fuckers!

Reese's are god tier.

Every time I've seen bowls of those mixed candy bars at any sort of gathering, the Reese's are always the first to get demolished.

 

[Pho Cubic]

Personal opinion.

But I agree: I hate ketchup on hot dogs.

You will be very successful in life. There is a direct correlation between success & not putting ketchup on hot dogs. This is proven & documented.

 

[Eldriken]

Reese's are god tier.

Every time I've seen bowls of those mixed candy bars at any sort of gathering, the Reese's are always the first to get demolished.

This. It doesn't matter WHEN you get to them, they are ALWAYS gone. ALWAYS.

They're not even God tier. They're Reese's tier.

 

[Wemfs]

If you ever come across these at a super market, buy as many as you can.

Never seen that candy bar before.

 

[shaowebb]

Kit Kat bars. Did you know that "kit kat" sounds like a phrase in japan that means "do your best". Because of this decades ago people began a tradition in japan that on test days they would give their children Kit Kat bars as encouragement.

As a result there are DOZENS OF FLAVORS OF KIT KAT BARS IN JAPAN WE HAVE NEVER GOTTEN.

No shit...I've been importing.

Is that orange an orange chocolate or more an orange dreamsicle that uses white chocolate? Who knows. I've had the matcha and its fucking amazing. Whats that? Pineapple you say? Damned right. Like a chocolately pineapple upside down cake bitches. Caramel? Is that fucking caramel? Fuck yeah it is. You know you want that shit. See all that fruit? Shit tastes amazing in white chocolate. Fucking blueberry chocolate kit kat man...pulls at your SOUL.

IF YOU VOTED FOR ANYTHING ELSE YOU LOSE BECAUSE IT HAS ALREADY BEEN ASSIMILATED AS A FLAVOR OF KIT KAT ALREADY.

 

[RiBBz22]

lol it is Reese's cups

SOOOO FREE

 

[RTM2004]

 

[IMakeItL00kC00L]

3 musketeers all the way that is my SHIT!!!!!!!

 

[Shaazzyam]

I like how everyone is pretending like Reese's isn't the best. Especially Reese's Pieces.

Let's not talk about their cereal though

 

[juicepouch]

Take 5 doesn't get enough credit. That candy has everything

 

[Eldriken]

I like how everyone is pretending like Reese's isn't the best. Especially Reese's Pieces.

Let's not talk about their cereal though

I loathe their cereal commercials.

 

[Tony at Home]

lol is this niqa serious its a cheap low class mars bar and nothing more

No. It's the perfect mix of chocolate caramel and wafer. It's heavenly-bliss/threesome-with-cheerleaders in the form of a chocolate bar. It's amazing.

 

[juicepouch]

I loathe their cereal commercials.

I loathe their cereal. It has nothing on Cocoa Puffs or Chocolate Lucky Charms

 

[IMakeItL00kC00L]

I loathe their cereal commercials.

same here, and with a passion

 

[Shaazzyam]

I"m just waitng for that one weirdo to say his favorite chocolate candy is a tootsie roll.

 

[FOREVER EL1TE]

PayDay Is Life

 

[AZ MotherBrain]

These mother fuckers ard S++++++ Godtier

 

[Chrishaspads]

kit kat is my shiiiit