Proof that Batman can take on the entire Justice League with ease

[GuamoKun]

You can bs your way into saying Batman can beat so and so but what the hell about WW?!

She has no literal weakness and unlike the other members WILL KILL

 

[randomdude]

You can bs your way into saying Batman can beat so and so but what the hell about WW?!

She has no literal weakness and unlike the other members WILL KILL

batsex into bondage. duh.

 

[Gurimmjaw]

Seems to me why some say Batman wins because "he's the goddamn batman" He is in no way taking down Superman, Flash, or Wonder Woman.

Batman got owned by Deathstroke twice already. He only won once with the help of Nightwing and Robin. I doubt he would be taking down any of the top Justice League members.

 

[randomdude]

i hate when people say batman is a better fighter/smarter than x and y.

 

[randomdude]

As for a random encounter, he's sometimes at the brink of death when he's dealing with stronger opponents and he has to improvise, like etrigan and swamp thing (they're way stronger but still he had no idea what to do) etrigan let him live because he was still fighting, swamp thing just because.

 

[GuamoKun]

batsex into bondage. duh.

The bondage thing depowering her is like GL's yellow weakness, Golden Age stuff no longer canon.

But Amazonian Bat mating is probably how it will end

 

[randomdude]

Bronze Tiger, Richard Dragon, Lady Shiva, Hercules from marvel, Green Arrow, Wonder Woman and Shang Chi would beat him with skill and human made weapons for some. all depowered.

 

[randomdude]

The bondage thing depowering her is like GL's yellow weakness, Golden Age stuff no longer canon.

But Amazonian Bat mating is probably how it will end

quick pelvis shattering then castration i guess?

 

[chores]

yeah i hate it when comic books lose their sense of realism

 

[GuamoKun]

quick pelvis shattering then castration i guess?

Followed by Batwoman and WW passionate hate love making NRS make this happen

 

[randomdude]

yeah i hate it when comic books lose their sense of realism

it's not that what bothers me, is making batman God and everyone else an idiot when he's around.

 

[Zero-Shift]

Yeah. Batman actually has a super power. Pretty sure he radiates a PIS field. It's strength is inversely proportional to how bad the writer is.

Really though, even though I'm largely indifferent to Batman I like having him on the Justice League if for no other reason the character contrast he has with the others.

 

[Compbros]

Didn't Karate Kid beat him as well?

 

[trufenix]

The only quantifiable secret to batman's power over super humans (and to a lesser extent Deathstroke's) is not intuition, planning, or even luck. Its that he projects some sort of marvel-esque probability field that makes everyone around him dumber and less prepared.

He survived getting shot in the face by the omega beams, after that, taking out the Justice League is like eating pancakes.

 

[trufenix]

I don't understand how DC is so quick to explain away the fun of everybody else i n DCU, but Batman is just untouchable. Can they j just give him a power or some magical energy or possess him by something that makes it all happen? Even his kids and friends and mentors all need science and magic and reboots to get from page to page but Batman just does it, time and time again because his parents got dead. Ludicrous.

I would like to see New 52 Hush get turned into some real anti-batman parallel character, a nd have the two of them just accept begrudgingly that neither of them will ever win. That w ould make for some interesting stories.

 

[Reedoms]

I disagree.

 

[randomdude]

I disagree.

what does that prove?

 

[Reedoms]

what does that prove?

That smoke isn't gonna do shit when the guy is faster than 'himself.' I'm slowpoking a bit here with the first post.

 

[randomdude]

That smoke isn't gonna do shit when the guy is faster than 'himself.' I'm slowpoking a bit here with the first post.

so you took that seriously, well easier way to do it is just spinning real fast or making a handnado... or just running before batman can think of anything... or walk at super speed with his hand extended until he finds batman... or... just about anything. doesn't get stupider than leaving wonder woman airless with a kick to the stomach.

 

[ShowboatingPenguin]

yeah i hate it when comic books lose their consistency

Fixed.
Don't use the word "realism" (or "realistic") in comics. Especially when talking about superhero ones.

 

[Spinky]

 

[NightwingDayZero]

Batman is the single greatest villain Bob Kane could ever have made a hero.

Watch Justice League: Doom. That whole movie is basically Batman killing the entire Justice League by proxy.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

There are many, MANY variations and extensions of a superheros powers.

Most people just assume that one version of a character has the best possible powers theyve ever had, but you should instead pay attention to the comic or storyline youre reading.

Sometimes, Flash can run back in time, or eat super fast like in the comic above.
Other times, he only has brief super speed that is not as godlike.

 

[cpmd4]

Batman is awesome. However, reading this is just horrible.

This is why I hate characters like Superman/The Flash/MMH. They basically make anyone less powerful than themselves (everyone) obsolete. Batman relies on wit, detective skills, intelligence because it's the only thing that's left to make him useful. If I were to do it I'd make super strength, maybe 3-5x as strong as a human so characters like Batman, Black Canary could at least go toe-to-toe in a fight for a while, until they figure a strategy out. The way the characters' powers are just make it impossible for so many other characters to do anything. I'd remove invulnerability altogether too, except in very rare cases, enhanced durability is good but invulnerability is done so wrong in the DCU. At least Wolverine has draw backs ala bodies of water, Magneto, dismemberment, etc.

This is why I can't read anything JL related or crossovers of any sort. Gotta keep the meta-humans and the humans separate, never seen a mix of them done right, and the comic posted in the OP irks me.

 

[ShowboatingPenguin]

Batman is awesome. However, reading this is just horrible.

This is why I hate characters like Superman/The Flash/MMH. They basically make anyone less powerful than themselves (everyone) obsolete. Batman relies on wit, detective skills, intelligence because it's the only thing that's left to make him useful. If I were to do it I'd make super strength, maybe 3-5x as strong as a human so characters like Batman, Black Canary could at least go toe-to-toe in a fight for a while, until they figure a strategy out. The way the characters' powers are just make it impossible for so many other characters to do anything. I'd remove invulnerability altogether too, except in very rare cases, enhanced durability is good but invulnerability is done so wrong in the DCU. At least Wolverine has draw backs ala bodies of water, Magneto, dismemberment, etc.

This is why I can't read anything JL related or crossovers of any sort. Gotta keep the meta-humans and the humans separate, never seen a mix of them done right, and the comic posted in the OP irks me.

This post made me barf.