Proof that Batman can take on the entire Justice League with ease

[jrollins2814]

http://imgur.com/a/8oeEL Batman has time to throw a smoke grenade and the contents of the smoke grenade to empy and Flash just walks into the smoke grenade. This happening to a guy who does stuff like this: http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8987/e19p.jpg

And naturally, Hal Jordan, Aquaman, and MMH choose to standby and do nothing (no constructs? Like seriously?) while he kicks WW in the stomach (somehow winding her without Bman breaking his own foot). Also, how the hell does Bman know Hal's weakness if he's never even heard of a GL? Further, since when did GL need to point his ring to use it?

The answer to all these questions lie in one fact. He's the mother ******* Batman.

 

[KamikazeJD]

lol Batman is a fuckin beast

 

[Hiltzy85]

Not on topic here, but I didn't realize that Flash was able to eat super fast. Or sit and eat at a table super fast. Seriously, how is time slowed down still if he is sitting there eating the pie?

On topic though, imagine how bad batman comics would be if he wasn't automatically playing with godmode on. He wouldn't be able to fight villains other than his own non-powered ones. Aside from having Kryptonite for Super Man (and provided that super man doesn't just fly high above him and shoot him with heat rays), he has no answer to Green Lantern, Flash, MMH (without setting him on fire or something), Wonder Woman or Aquaman.
I guess you could argue that he could somehow wait until Hal's ring ran out of power, but at the same time, Hal keeps his battery in a little pocket dimension, so he always has access to it. If Flash was moving at normal speeds, sure, Batman is almost certainly a better fighter than he is, but why would Flash be moving at normal speed? If Batman was beating him, Flash could run backwards in time and do the fight over if he wanted. MMH can read Batman's thoughts for fuck's sake AND is about as powerful as Super Man on top of that. We already saw that punching Wonder Woman broke Batman's hand.

I've never really been a Batman fan, but what can you do? He's always going to somehow be in the top tier of DC characters regardless of how stupid it is.

 

[SoundsLikePAUSE]

This is so ridiculous. Flash, beaten by a smokebomb.... lol

 

[haketh]

This was the dumbest thing I've read in awhile.

 

[Justice]

I think better proof that Batman cantake out the JLA is the movie Doom. Bats is the man with all da plans

 

[GGA Max]

Yup illogical. Batman gets too much hype for being just a smart human with gadgets. Flash would've been more experienced and fast enough to see bats do anything involving a weapon like the smoke bomb.

 

[Hiltzy85]

Yup illogical. Batman gets too much hype for being just a smart human with gadgets. Flash would've been more experienced and fast enough to see bats do anything involving a weapon like the smoke bomb.

In the time it took Batman to think "The red one will reach me first", Flash could take a lap around the world, stop and sit for a bit and then catch the smoke bomb before Batman even threw it. I guess other character's powers only work when Batman isn't around.

 

[OutlawNightmare]

Batman's love for Dick is his biggest weakness. If you target Dick, he would be forced to rush and act rather than methodically prepare.

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[Hiltzy85]

Batman's love for Dick is his biggest weakness. If you target Dick, he would be forced to rush and act rather than methodically prepare.

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I get hurried when people target my dick too. Especially people with super strength.

 

[randomdude]

NO.

 

[randomdude]

I think better proof that Batman cantake out the JLA is the movie Doom. Bats is the man with all da plans

plans fail, and they were lethalized and done by goons. and now the league knows about the plans. and he doesn't have a plan for wonder woman in the new 52.

 

[Zero-Shift]

I'm so fed up with Batman over hype. I can't even tell anymore if people are being ironic or if they actually believe he can pull crap like this.

 

[Compbros]

Aside from having Kryptonite for Super Man (and provided that super man doesn't just fly high above him and shoot him with heat rays)

A small amount of Kryptonite, like the one Bats carries, will not stop Superman from ripping open Batman's stomach. On top of stopping a being made of pure Kryptonite before, he can store the rays of the Sun with enough exposure to protect against the effects of Kryptonite.

 

[Eddy Wang]

Question, what does "Fucked up" means?

 

[yaoding09]

and this is surprising?

 

[Chrishaspads]

Lets be honest here Superman would destroy batman, and for everyone saying kryptonite, i present you with this http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081229165329/dcanimated/images/6/61/Anti-Kryptonite_suit.png

 

[randomdude]

Lets be honest here Superman would destroy batman, and for everyone saying kryptonite, i present you with this http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081229165329/dcanimated/images/6/61/Anti-Kryptonite_suit.png

he probably has some machine that throws batarangs at light speed set to strike superman via a homing device he put there in a random mission that would rupture the suit. BATMAN ALWAYS WINS .

 

[Chrishaspads]

he probably has some machine that throws batarangs at light speed set to strike superman via a homing device he put there in a random mission that would rupture the suit. BATMAN ALWAYS WINS .

LMFAO GTF! And dude superman could just blow batman away with his superbreath and send him into orbit... or if he really wanted to... HE COULD PICK UP THE EARTH AND THROW IT INTO THE SUN! gg batman

 

[Briggs8417]

FOOLISH!

 

[randomdude]

LMFAO GTF! And dude superman could just blow batman away with his superbreath and send him into orbit... or if he really wanted to... HE COULD PICK UP THE EARTH AND THROW IT INTO THE SUN! gg batman

batman probably has a machine that alters the structure of the sun making it age, thus making it a red sun. as for the superbreath, it would just make batman glide. BATMAN ALWAYS WINS .

 

[EGGXI]

This is so ridiculous. Flash, beaten by a smokebomb.... lol

 

[Chrishaspads]

batman probably has a machine that alters the structure of the sun making it age, thus making it a red sun. as for the superbreath, it would just make batman glide. BATMAN ALWAYS WINS .

Superman rips batmans head off and eats his heart out while making alfred drink batmans blood! SUPERMAN ALWAYS WINS LMFAO

 

[randomdude]

but seriously, the league probably makes him think he's a threat so he won't kill himself some night. he'd be nothing without the bat ego.

 

[randomdude]

Superman rips batmans head off and eats his heart out while making alfred drink batmans blood! SUPERMAN ALWAYS WINS LMFAO

and that my friend is how every superman vs batman argument should end.