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Question Youphemism's Riddles From Hell Part 2

Youphemism

Gunslinger since pre patch (sh/out to The Farmer)
is 5 noob? Cause idk. I got nothing better to do than just guess.
You left number five hella vague.

It's as retarded as your sub-zero one on your last riddles.

Edit: @Rickyraws save us pls
No 5 is kano
Wow this is great, all those are wrong haha

Also Frosti tagging someone in an edit won't notify them
 
You may remember not so long ago I came up with my own totally original thread that did not in any way copy anyone else that may or may not have posted a riddles thread. Well this is the second round, so muster up all the brainpower you can (though for some of you that's not much Kappa) and give these a go! This time the character can be from either MK9 OR Injustice, so it'll take a little more effort on your parts.

Saves us from all this #Free16Pig and Bane MU chart tension...
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I'll start off easy for you...but don't expect it to be so easy afterwards.

1. I have a job to do #YEEEAAAPPP
Pay me well and I'll equip
Weapons that kill.
Don't worry, I will
Make use of bd1 chip.

Who am I?
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2. The Birds Of Prey's song insults.
Fortunately there's results
In being enormous
Never mind gorgeous.
No Wonder a Woman exults!

Who am I?
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3. There's no 'Scape from my offense
Though it comes with an expense.
With no fast normal
I'm low but not austral!
Will I be in MKX?

Who am I?
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4. Kind of like a butcher, eh?
The way I spin things I sway.
Need a hand there?
I can help, I swear,
Then again it'd help you stay.

Who am I?
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5. Some person that uses me
Knows all my setups you see
Wait but do I?
I guess I'll decide
Once I've made some more look free

Who am I?
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6. Guest character? Nope not me!
In the main roster you see.
A cancerous plague,
A moveset- vague.
But me with meter...you're free!

Who am I?
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Hopefully I've made them tricky and ambiguous enough to give you a bit of a challenge...

Enjoy :cool:
DS
Sheeva
Quan
Grundy
Lex...
Dvorrah (aka bug bitch)... nvm um fucking reptile or something??? mileena
 
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After reading through these again, I have to commend your cleverness. I got all of the Injustice related riddles, I have never played an MK game, so I'm completely lost on those.
 

Youphemism

Gunslinger since pre patch (sh/out to The Farmer)
After reading through these again, I have to commend your cleverness. I got all of the Injustice related riddles, I have never played an MK game, so I'm completely lost on those.
Thanks :) don't worry about it, even those who have played MK9 can't get #5!