General/Other - Tanya The Tanya Must Die Campaign - Join us! :D

Lt. Box said:

I DO NOT BELIEVE IT.

ALL MY WORDS HAVE LEFT ME.

MY GREATEST ENEMY HAS RETURNED TO DESTROY ME ONCE AND FOR ALL.


...Okay, allow me to explain.

I hate Tanya. I hate Tanya a whole fucking lot. I mean, WOW, does my deep-seeded hatred boil over for that woman.
She and I had a Mexican standoff the first time I ever played MK: Deception; she was, IIRC, the last mandatory fight in Edenia before you leave for the final showdown. And it took me forever. And ever. And ever. And by the time I finally succeeded and moved on, a fury had been sown into my soul that I would carry until the end of time. And it wasn't her fighting style or gimmickry or anything of the like...I respect her Kung Fu, I just focus all my hatred on the person.

And now she's back.
And she must be destroyed.

So I am officially marking this character for death, and sentencing any players who support her cause or represent this yellow scourge of a creature to a slow, painful, horrific demise, at every possible opportunity, from the moment my MKX campaign begins, until either I, or every Tanya player in existence, wind up somehow destroyed.

One, two, three, four,
I declare eternal war.
Forever.

I'm fucking coming for you, Tanya.
There will be no escape for you this time.

#TanyaMustDie
#BoxVSTanya
#TheHypeIsReal

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KHAOTIC True Grave said:

You will forever remain my enemy (MKX Life) because I am a Tanya main...good day, Sir!

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Lt. Box said:

JEPHTIIIIIIILE OMG YOU'VE RETURNED TO MY UNIVERSE YAY

...also, A++ follow up. I definitely thought that line was gonna...fall flat.

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Lt. Box said:

THEN WE SHALL BATTLE UNTIL THE END OF TIME

(Which is pretty convenient as Khaotic clansmen have always made excellent sparring/training/warring partners.)

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Wemfs said:

I must admit I don't know a damn thing about Tanya, tbh. Never played MK4 really. What are her signature special moves?

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Jephtile said:

I nearly lost my already drank drink when I done did read that line

Also: the inputs for that move would be foward, down,..............(oh)

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And for a bar of meter, you can summon Vic Grimes from the sky for an extra overhead.
Like Sinestro's MB Crush, if Lanterns summoned giant sweaty humans instead of constructs.

I wish we weren't the only ones who realized this is pure gold .

GGA 16 Bit said:

Even though she betrayed Edenian she is still a fellow female ninja so I'm going to have to ask you to stop.

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DanCock said:

Boxy you will be DESTROYED O_O Tanya will definitely end up being my main with Kitana and Ermac.

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KuralKing said:

I sir sympathize with your cause, So here, you can have this little something i made as a symbol of my support !

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It. Is. Beautiful. <3.
Seriously. Thank you, comrade. I was NOT entirely expecting this campaign to actually get over, so this is a most epic gift.

Rodnigh said:

I am new here, but I shall make a name for myself by joining your cause!!!!!!!!

A taste of whats to come

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THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
Inspire the new blood, show them the path to merciless victory, and BAM, the new blood becomes just blood, one with the cause and the community alike.

As I said in the promo, friends...this is about a LOT more than the condemnation of the Edenian Traitor. Her demise is just the reward we will reap and enjoy as a unit for all our work and bloodshed.

Amazon said:

I also hate Tanya, with a passion.

She made it into this game as DLC, over the likes of Jade, Shang, Smoke, Fujin.....etc ( I am still hoping Sindel is unlockable) not withstanding the fact she is a boring uninteresting character, with a recycled move set...and a canary yellow costume made out of cheap yellow bin bags and what looks like yellow police gaffa tape.

But mostly because she betrayed our QUEEN, Sindel, and that treachery must not go unpunished.

I will join the alliance.

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As a devoted servant of the wise Oni beauty known as Ashrah, I understand your pain all too well.
With open arms, we welcome you .