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What is the worst thing you have done to get Revenge on someone?

MiZ_FiT 88

Chopped And Screwed (Screwston)
Dont think its safe to post everything but heres one:

I threw my brother's ipad in the pool, put lotion inside his subway sandwich and got top from his ex who he's still in love with, deeply. Ps: she didnt kiss on the lips

This aint shxt compared to what he has done to me lol
 

Haze

Noob
in 2006 my stephfather owned a hardrockcafe with a bad rep lots of fights,drugs,outlaws etc.but me and my friends were familier with most of the peaple coming there so it was all good on the first day off christmas there was a big party with food,drinks and a drunk santaklaus around 23:00 i was outside smoking a sig when my little sister (15 at the time)came 2 me crying saying de hond(a nickname meaning the dog in dutch) had touched her at the girls bathroom tryna get in her panties she hit him and then he spit in her face calling her a slut i know who she ment it was a real piece of shit associated with a local motorclub and known sex offender altough i found that out afterwards i told her dont worry and asked my friend if he could take her home she kissed my forehead and asked me please dont do anything stupid i said dont worry i wont when she left i called the police saying if they dont be at the place in 5 min i would kill a man who touched my sister and hang op phone i waited prob 20 sec before my rage got the best of me and walked inside i saw him sitting at the bar and i grabbed a bottle and broke it on the back of his head then i manege to stab him 2 times in the face with the broken glas before i was overpowerd by other customers the police came and arrested me and he was brought 2 the hospital i was sentenced to 6 years for attempted murder inside prison i was approched by members of his club they shook my hand and said i did a good thing and didnt have 2 worry about him getting back at me cuz he was kicked out in bad standing and i wont see him again i didnt asked but i hope they killed him after serving 2 years a was free on good behavier i never felt any remorse for what i did u dont touched little girls period my sister was mad at me for over 2 years and never visited me inside cuz i lied 2 her saying i wouldnt do anything stupid thats the ony thing i regret
 

coolwhip

Noob
in 2006 my stephfather owned a hardrockcafe with a bad rep lots of fights,drugs,outlaws etc.but me and my friends were familier with most of the peaple coming there so it was all good on the first day off christmas there was a big party with food,drinks and a drunk santaklaus around 23:00 i was outside smoking a sig when my little sister (15 at the time)came 2 me crying saying de hond(a nickname meaning the dog in dutch) had touched her at the girls bathroom tryna get in her panties she hit him and then he spit in her face calling her a slut i know who she ment it was a real piece of shit associated with a local motorclub and known sex offender altough i found that out afterwards i told her dont worry and asked my friend if he could take her home she kissed my forehead and asked me please dont do anything stupid i said dont worry i wont when she left i called the police saying if they dont be at the place in 5 min i would kill a man who touched my sister and hang op phone i waited prob 20 sec before my rage got the best of me and walked inside i saw him sitting at the bar and i grabbed a bottle and broke it on the back of his head then i manege to stab him 2 times in the face with the broken glas before i was overpowerd by other customers the police came and arrested me and he was brought 2 the hospital i was sentenced to 6 years for attempted murder inside prison i was approched by members of his club they shook my hand and said i did a good thing and didnt have 2 worry about him getting back at me cuz he was kicked out in bad standing and i wont see him again i didnt asked but i hope they killed him after serving 2 years a was free on good behavier i never felt any remorse for what i did u dont touched little girls period my sister was mad at me for over 2 years and never visited me inside cuz i lied 2 her saying i wouldnt do anything stupid thats the ony thing i regret
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Doombawkz

Trust me, I'm a doctor
The past about dislocating legs was tight, but stealing somebody's dog is going way too far :/ did you give it back lol
No. They moved away like 3 months later. Its my dog, dammit.

LMAO but why did you decide that your needed to dislocate both of his legs? Did you ever see him after that?
I didn't, he tended to avoid me after that incident. I haven't heard from either one since.

It is the fact that you find it simple and I would say even normal that disturbs me. Man doombawkz no one takes out their anger by dislocating both of someone's legs seriously what the fuck. Just what the fuck.
It is simple, though. Normal, no, but I didn't break them so it really isn't that big of a deal. You guys are acting like I cut off his legs, I just popped them. Even @Indecisive knows its pretty simple to do.

If you were from anywhere other than Florida I might call bullshit.
I'm not just from Florida, I'm from the "Alabama" part of Florida.

Note to self
Dont piss off doombawks.
Might dislocate my arms if i make him salty.





Noted
:DOGE You're like 12 or something, I wouldn't dislocate your arms. You need those to draw.
I'll just spike your punch with the level 3 venom me and scruffy drank when we were at FR. @Lilith gave me the ingredients to make it, and lemme tell ya, it'll put hair on your chest.
 
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Sage Leviathan

I'm platinum mad!
in 2006 my stephfather owned a hardrockcafe with a bad rep lots of fights,drugs,outlaws etc.but me and my friends were familier with most of the peaple coming there so it was all good on the first day off christmas there was a big party with food,drinks and a drunk santaklaus around 23:00 i was outside smoking a sig when my little sister (15 at the time)came 2 me crying saying de hond(a nickname meaning the dog in dutch) had touched her at the girls bathroom tryna get in her panties she hit him and then he spit in her face calling her a slut i know who she ment it was a real piece of shit associated with a local motorclub and known sex offender altough i found that out afterwards i told her dont worry and asked my friend if he could take her home she kissed my forehead and asked me please dont do anything stupid i said dont worry i wont when she left i called the police saying if they dont be at the place in 5 min i would kill a man who touched my sister and hang op phone i waited prob 20 sec before my rage got the best of me and walked inside i saw him sitting at the bar and i grabbed a bottle and broke it on the back of his head then i manege to stab him 2 times in the face with the broken glas before i was overpowerd by other customers the police came and arrested me and he was brought 2 the hospital i was sentenced to 6 years for attempted murder inside prison i was approched by members of his club they shook my hand and said i did a good thing and didnt have 2 worry about him getting back at me cuz he was kicked out in bad standing and i wont see him again i didnt asked but i hope they killed him after serving 2 years a was free on good behavier i never felt any remorse for what i did u dont touched little girls period my sister was mad at me for over 2 years and never visited me inside cuz i lied 2 her saying i wouldnt do anything stupid thats the ony thing i regret
Holy sh8t.

And I thought Dizzy was the worst.

This post is literally Liam Neeson's biography.
 

SneakyTortoise

Official Master of Salt
I won't go into why as it's a long story, but I came into a girl's shampoo bottle (my ex's housemate). That felt all kinds of good.
 

NKZero

Noob
I'm not violent by nature but there are few things I will forgive.

Anyway I was walking with my sister in a shopping centre and a guy and his girlfriend were walking in the opposite direction. As he walked past he said "nice bitch you got there". I kindly told him that firstly that's my sister, and secondly to have more respect when addressing her. He continued to call her a bitch for no absolute reason and he started getting heated up. He said what was I gonna do about it.

I head butted him to the ground (LOL) and then one fierce stomp onto his rib cage. I'm not sure what happened to him but he was screaming in pain so I may have broken something or done some damage. I calmly turned to his girlfriend and gave her the number of my doctor as a joke and told her to call him to fix her boyfriend up.
 

Youphemism

Gunslinger since pre patch (sh/out to The Farmer)
I'm not violent by nature but there are few things I will forgive.

Anyway I was walking with my sister in a shopping centre and a guy and his girlfriend were walking in the opposite direction. As he walked past he said "nice bitch you got there". I kindly told him that firstly that's my sister, and secondly to have more respect when addressing her. He continued to call her a bitch for no absolute reason and he started getting heated up. He said what was I gonna do about it.

I head butted him to the ground (LOL) and then one fierce stomp onto his rib cage. I'm not sure what happened to him but he was screaming in pain so I may have broken something or done some damage. I calmly turned to his girlfriend and gave her the number of my doctor as a joke and told her to call him to fix her boyfriend up.
Well at least we know what your X-ray would be like...
 

SHAOLIN

内部冲突
I'm not violent by nature but there are few things I will forgive.

Anyway I was walking with my sister in a shopping centre and a guy and his girlfriend were walking in the opposite direction. As he walked past he said "nice bitch you got there". I kindly told him that firstly that's my sister, and secondly to have more respect when addressing her. He continued to call her a bitch for no absolute reason and he started getting heated up. He said what was I gonna do about it.

I head butted him to the ground (LOL) and then one fierce stomp onto his rib cage. I'm not sure what happened to him but he was screaming in pain so I may have broken something or done some damage. I calmly turned to his girlfriend and gave her the number of my doctor as a joke and told her to call him to fix her boyfriend up.
I wanna be like you when I grow up.

*You got me*
I fucking knew :coffee:
 

juicepouch

blink-182 enthusiast
I played football in high school and during my senior season I got my MCL stretched out which basically meant that for the rest of the year I would have to wear a gigantic knee brace. That's my weapon here.

We were playing our high school rivals, a much larger christian school well known for being absolute dildos to everyone for not being as rich and christian as they were

(OOH prior revenge story: The year before as a junior during our game with them I was blocking a guy #linemanforlife and because I'm not just big and fat I was all about being a nuisance and driving until the play ended, and the guy across from me was about 100 pounds heavier than I was. He threw me like a ragdoll on the first play we lined up, and so the second I charged and E Honda style 100 hand slapped him and just stayed active right up until the whistle, when I tripped him. Anywho, big dude gets up and starts running at me. I hold my ground, then he throws a punch which I ducked. Then, like a gangster in the night, I ran to the referee yelling that dude tried to punch me and he got suspended for the rest of that game, 3 school days, and the next game)

anyway senior year we're playing them, and I have a reputation there from both football and basketball as somebody who will absolutely screw with them (I threatened to fistfight their 5 star recruit athlete during basketball, thank god I got held back because he really could have killed me lol :oops:) . Anywho i'm well hated there. The kid I'm lined up against is just kicking my ass, he's bigger and stronger and all that shit, but then at one point there was a sweep or an interception or something moving the ball to the outside and he tripped. The refs were following the play, and so I turn back and he and I are the only ones on our side of the field and as he starts to sit up I sprinted at him and full force nailed him in the helmet/neck with my knee and put him out of the game. Their coach was livid, and I got away with it and everything
 

ForeverKing

Patreon.com/MK_ForeverKing
There was this kid on my wrestling team in high school named Patrick that was really annoying, I used to call him Mclovin because he looked and acted like that Mclovin off of the movie SuperBad.

Anyway I was only a freshman at the time and he was a junior so he thought he had authority over me or something and tried to tell me what to do, and I was like fuck you Mclovin and we started arguing during practice. We both got in trouble and had to stay after practice for like a half hour and do extras. After we got out the showers he was standing at his locker talking shit to me still like Christian it's all your fault you should have just listened to me blah blah blah.

His locker was open so I shoved him in his locker, closed it, and for good measures I put the lock backwards too so it would be hassle for someone to try to get him out. And I threw his wrestling shoes, head gear, and towel in the garbage and poured a tray of unfinished food on it from lunch time that included chocolate milk pizza and other stuff.

After my work was done I left school and walked home, then like two hours later I got a text from my friend Keyonte on the basketball team like "dude I found Patrick in his locker and he said you shoved him in there, that's awesome! Should I let him out?"

I never had a problem with Mclovin after that, he never looked at me or spoke to me again :p