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What is the worst thing you have done to get Revenge on someone?

RunwayMafia

Shoot them. Shoot them all.
Well lets see...

The other time, I got really mad at this one guy for sleeping with my girlfriend, so I dislocated both of his legs out of socket and left him on her lawn. No permanent damage, and I was never caught because he was a druggie and thus got into fights all the time.

Oh, also 1.06 Bane was my revenge on Injustice for Vanilla Bane.


I have always liked you. However, subconsciously, I never knew it was because we were "brethren" of the mafia. LOL love it!
 

Under_The_Mayo

Master of Quanculations
(supporting information: For years I whittled away at the edges of a brick in the side of my house by my bedroom window. One day, it came lose, and I just kept it in the wall as a bizarre form of achievement.)

My ex girlfriend Jessica, and close friend of three of close friends, told everyone that she was leaving for college up north back in 2003. We were all about 19 at the team.

We said our goodbyes to her at a big party that we put together for her. And we hoped to see her when she got back. Well we found out from her best friend, 5 months later, that she never went to college. She just stayed home and avoided everyone she knew so that she could have time to herself. We didn't take this well. Were we such shitty friends that she had to lie to us in order to just get some time away? We decided to show her how shitty we can be.

I took the brick out of the wall, and I put it in a box. I took it to my three friends to sign a little card. It said "Merry Christmas from the friends worth keeping in the dark." It was Christmas Eve, and I drove to her house at midnight, left the box on her parent's doorstep saying "To Jessica", and drove away.

She opened the box in the morning and I heard that she cried and cried.
 

Doombawkz

Trust me, I'm a doctor
Max broke a dude's nose in a fist fight.

How do you go about dislocating one's legs? Maybe if it's not so bad we'll understand? lol
I already explained before how to do it. Its not bad, but it looks freaky and you need professional help to get it back in or you may sever muscle tissue and arteries.
But popping it out is easy, breaking a nose hurts way worse. Plus he was strung out on meth, so its not like he felt it.
 

Odoyle

Drops combos
You grab a leg, place your foot where the pelvis and the leg connect and then pull up and outwards. If you do it right, pops them right out.
You're right you did explain and I'm sure a broken nose feels worse but if you get in a fist fight that could happen. Maybe it's the shock value but in my 30 years of life I've never heard someone say they won a fight by dislocating a dude's hips then dragged/carried? that person to a girls house.
 

Doombawkz

Trust me, I'm a doctor
You're right you did explain and I'm sure a broken nose feels worse but if you get in a fist fight that could happen. Maybe it's the shock value but in my 30 years of life I've never heard someone say they won a fight by dislocating a dude's hips then dragging/carrying? that person to a girls house.
He weighed a bit less than I did and he was trashed. He came to my house to fight me, and I pushed him and he blacked out on my lawn.
Then I went over and popped both of his legs out of socket and dragged him to my car. Drove by, dropped him off, left.

You guys make it sound like a super complicated process. Its super simple, like I've done it once in an actual fight by leg wrapping someone around the upper thigh and torqueing it while forcing them the other direction. A loud pop, and the only reason people scream is off of the sound alone. I've had my leg dislocated, it feels like a cramp and you can't move it. That's about it.
 

Phased

Noob
I weight 145
He weighed a bit less than I did and he was trashed. He came to my house to fight me, and I pushed him and he blacked out on my lawn.
Then I went over and popped both of his legs out of socket and dragged him to my car. Drove by, dropped him off, left.

You guys make it sound like a super complicated process. Its super simple, like I've done it once in an actual fight by leg wrapping someone around the upper thigh and torqueing it while forcing them the other direction. A loud pop, and the only reason people scream is off of the sound alone. I've had my leg dislocated, it feels like a cramp and you can't move it. That's about it.
lol

ya okay little man