Would you read a book filled with conversations people have had about you when you weren't around?

[DragonPick]

LOL Nobody talks about me. (I'm that guy on the top left of Incognito Mode on Google Chrome)

You see all of our darkest secrets and you never tell a soul. I salute you.

 

[RiverHB]

I would mistakenly read it because I couldn't resist. And I already know I'd kill myself halfway through it.