Strategy What do you think your opponent thinks?

[DDutchguy]

Goro players: "I always hit confirm into punchwalk."

 

[UsedForGlue]

Erron Black players - "Lol, this quan chi's defence is ass".

 

[1man3letters]

hahaha @UsedForGlue funny thread

scorpion player "my poke just got blocked,sweet!! time to crossover jump punch for my free pressure, my confirms on point bruh"

tremor player "i keep hitting this guy with armor after overhead punch on block, he must not know the mu"

mileena player "i dunno what people are talking about, kotal and lao have shit jump ins"

lao player "ive mixed this fool up good, my teleport mindgames too strong"

ermac player "why dont other people jail there pokes on block into a 50/50 like i do, people really need to level up"

tanya player "2nd non delayed rekka into ex rekka, get on my level"

kano player: "so im -23 now, time to backdash"

mileena/kitana player "HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST MY CHARACTER IS NOT TOTAL GARBAGE!!! LEARN THE GAME BEFORE YOU SPEAK GIRRRRL"

alist/df player:

 

[Paul the Octopus]

Tanya: "My offense is full of gaps. This scrub needs to hit the lab. You can easily just armor option select every gap and fuzzy everything. Going for my offense is a bigger risk for me than my opponent. Also, my wakeups are way too unsafe."

 

[FinalBoss_FGC]

Tanya - "respect that...and that....and that.....and that......and that.......and that........"

Johnny Cage - "He doesn't even have a 50/50, he's not that good."

Erron Black - "you know I'm just going to keep pressing 21122 right?"

 

[Tundra81]

Grand Master: I don't just hide behind the clone I stand behind the clone and wait for you to jump into it.

 

[Jason Pls]

Sungod players - "I'm going to make my opponent ragequit out of sheer boredom after watching the same fucking 10 second animation 5,000 times in a row!"

This is ungodly accurate

 

[Shawnzzy]

Sungod - "This player is just lame and zones me out. Run in on me and let me d1 tick throw bitch!"

Quan Chi - "I promise you I have bad match ups, I just haven't found them yet."

 

[f24]

tremor: "what happened to uprock?"

 

[GAV]

If I'm you're opponent, here's what I'm thinking...

When I'm getting hit...

When I'm dishing it out...

 

[x TeeJay o]

Dvorah- ice Klone who???

L M A O

 

[TyCarter35]

Ninjutsu players: I see u have meter and ur prob gonna armor out. Time to use b4! And the opponent has to respect my AA game!
Inferno players: cross up for dayz and I'll get free pressure!
Raiden players: all I have to do is get u to the corner and it's pressure time!
Mileena players: Yolo ball rolls

 

[JesterSMX]

We need to bring this back since mkxl has had time for new stereotypes to emerge.

Ermac "Still my turn... Nope that string is neutral now... 6 frame poke... Still my turn... Are you fucking stupid?.. Did you even read the patch notes?"

Kano "That 50+% combo is a direct reflection on my superior skill as an athlete. That's it I'm doing it... I'm going pro..."

Mileena "I got this guy so mind fucked right now... He doesn't know know if I'm gonna do b1 or b12... To know thy enemy is to know thyself... Yeah I just made that up... I'm so awesome"

Alien "Finally a character that I can relate to... I didn't know what I was going to do after Tanya and I lost with all my other characters... Why does everyone keep saying potato?"