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Tips on how to survive horror films?

Aqua Teen Hunger Force made a good point: if you're house is haunted, don't panic and stay, just sell it to a rock star. When their neighbour found out his house was haunted, he sold it to Danzig. "Do you think we can get the elven blood to run up the walls?" "I don't see why not."

Considering that Trent Reznor, then Marilyn Manson, bought a house where Manson family murders took place, this is probably not too far off.
 

Rokinlobster

Nightwolf of the galaxy
1. Leave where ever you are at, sure there are monsters in chernobyl. Don't go there. If you are there just leave. Doesn't matter if your car is broken down. Monsters can get into a car. Just start walking home, the monsters will leave you alone.