Lt. Boxy Angelman
I WILL EAT THIS GAME
I DO NOT BELIEVE IT.
ALL MY WORDS HAVE LEFT ME.
MY GREATEST ENEMY HAS RETURNED TO DESTROY ME ONCE AND FOR ALL.
...Okay, allow me to explain.
I hate Tanya. I hate Tanya a whole fucking lot. I mean, WOW, does my deep-seeded hatred boil over for that woman.
She and I had a Mexican standoff the first time I ever played MK: Deception; she was, IIRC, the last mandatory fight in Edenia before you leave for the final showdown. And it took me forever. And ever. And ever. And by the time I finally succeeded and moved on, a fury had been sown into my soul that I would carry until the end of time. And it wasn't her fighting style or gimmickry or anything of the like...I respect her Kung Fu, I just focus all my hatred on the person.
And now she's back.
And she must be destroyed.
So I am officially marking this character for death, and sentencing any players who support her cause or represent this yellow scourge of a creature to a slow, painful, horrific demise, at every possible opportunity, from the moment my MKX campaign begins, until either I, or every Tanya player in existence, wind up somehow destroyed.
One, two, three, four,
I declare eternal war.
Forever.
I'm fucking coming for you, Tanya.
There will be no escape for you this time.
#TanyaMustDie
#BoxVSTanya
#TheHypeIsReal
ALL MY WORDS HAVE LEFT ME.
MY GREATEST ENEMY HAS RETURNED TO DESTROY ME ONCE AND FOR ALL.
...Okay, allow me to explain.
I hate Tanya. I hate Tanya a whole fucking lot. I mean, WOW, does my deep-seeded hatred boil over for that woman.
She and I had a Mexican standoff the first time I ever played MK: Deception; she was, IIRC, the last mandatory fight in Edenia before you leave for the final showdown. And it took me forever. And ever. And ever. And by the time I finally succeeded and moved on, a fury had been sown into my soul that I would carry until the end of time. And it wasn't her fighting style or gimmickry or anything of the like...I respect her Kung Fu, I just focus all my hatred on the person.
And now she's back.
And she must be destroyed.
So I am officially marking this character for death, and sentencing any players who support her cause or represent this yellow scourge of a creature to a slow, painful, horrific demise, at every possible opportunity, from the moment my MKX campaign begins, until either I, or every Tanya player in existence, wind up somehow destroyed.
One, two, three, four,
I declare eternal war.
Forever.
I'm fucking coming for you, Tanya.
There will be no escape for you this time.
#TanyaMustDie
#BoxVSTanya
#TheHypeIsReal