The Official 'WE LAUGH AT WANNABE KAHNS' thread

[Sablicious]

Let the guffawing... BEGIN!

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[JBeezYBabY]

EDIT More like Let the locking BEGIN

 

[50 Shades of Shut Up]

You can add this short lady in the blue dress to the list.

Kitana Kahn, can you imagine? What a joke.

 

[Grimdarklul]

I mean, can one be a "wannabe" if Khan is a title? I look at it from a wider view. Shao is Khan of his domain, Kotal of his, and to be fair on Kotal's side, his realm merged with Outworld. He didn't choose it to be that way.

 

[xInfra Deadx]

Oooooooooooookay then...

Spoiler

Nope.

 

[VSC_Supreme]

Who would win,
An incredible ruler of a land that has conquered many realms
vs
One Shaolin boi

 

[Darth-Nero]

There is only Kotal Khan, and the usurper Shao.

 

[STRYKIE]

When's the "virgin Kotal vs chad Shao" parody though?

 

[Marinjuana]

Shao created the "nothing but shoulderpads, helmets and loinclothes" look, but Kotal mastered it

 

[Juggs]

Wait so what’s the point of this thread??

 

[DDustiNN]

Wait so what’s the point of this thread??

I can never figure out anything this dude tries to say. Good luck.

 

[Pterodactyl]

I love’em both but didn’t Shao only become Kahn by sneakily stabbing Onaga in the back?

Kotal claimed the throne by force and hard work. He came in like a boss and kicked Mileena’s ass out.

Sure Shao became a badass god beast, but before he rose to power he was basically Reiko before Reiko.

 

[HeavyNorse]

Wait so what’s the point of this thread??

Shitpost. Like all his posts.

 

[RYX]

kotal's got the biggest tits in the roster now

 

[Marinjuana]

Here we clearly see Shao "Khan" getting bodied by old timeline Raiden who allies himself with Kotal Khan. A pity Shao lacked the wisdom of a true emperor!

 

[DragonofDadashov24]

Here we clearly see Shao "Khan" getting bodied by old timeline Raiden who allies himself with Kotal Khan. A pity Shao lacked the wisdom of a true emperor!

That’s just bad writting from NRS. Their characters are very inconsistent.
Raiden beating Liu Kang solo? Jin beating Kotal? CASSIE BEATING FULL POWERED SHINNOK? Plot armor fest.

 

[Ptehu]

please remember that Kotal lost badly to the freaking Kung Jin and claimed after the fight that 'ok you can kill my now boi'. Hope that they will erase this nonsense from every timeline that exists using this game.

 

[DragonofDadashov24]

please remember that Kotal lost badly to the freaking Kung Jin and claimed after the fight that 'ok you can kill my now boi'. Hope that they will erase this nonsense from every timeline that exists using this game.

I begged them to erase Raiden killing Liu, even beating him.
They kept the same shit for MKX.