The official UltimateMK.com Mortal Kombat poetry thread!

[StuScotsLazyEye]

Get 'er done!

A haiku...

Kitana's fans fly
Mileena's sais charge quickly
No starters for you

 

[StuScotsLazyEye]

Stryker dashes fast
Scorpion can fly away
Good Smoke mashes block

 

[Compy386]

Jax has metal arms

He is also very black

Which makes him deadly

 

[Compy386]

Cyrax is yellow

When I was younger I thought

he was roboscorp

 

[Kazlaz]

This thread is

gay ..... sdf.asdfsadf

asdf.sdf.sdffsdf

 

[Compy386]

kazlaz is totally cool

he should love this topic now

I made one for him

 

[Compy386]

StuScotsLazyEye

Honestly. Who is Stu Scot?

And whys his eye bad?

 

[Tim Static]

lmao @ all of you....hahaha

 

[abc ur dead0]

Lame ass cheap Kabal

He has amazing run jabs

And that stupid Spin



(the unsub one in the other topic was my favorite)

 

[Frankiebonez]

Jax has metal arms

He is also very black

Which makes him deadly

haha

 

[muddawudda 1]

StuScotsLazyEye

Honestly. Who is Stu Scot?

And whys his eye bad?

Stuart Scott is one of the hosts on Sportscenter and he has a lazy eye

 

[dreemernj]

Blood drops are red
Ice clones are blue
UMK3 is better than you.
You don't have cool secrets,
You're not fun to play,
And I don't want to look at you
for 4 hours a day.

You don't have netplay,
You make the bay bay jebus cry
And when I shove quarters down your throat,
You just choke and die.

 

[dreemernj]

Zoh mah god u bitch
Why you scream like a banshee
Sindel sounds like Cher

 

[dreemernj]

Zoh mah god u bitch
Why you scream like a banshee
Sindel sounds like Cher

 

[StuScotsLazyEye]

Unmasked Sub-Zero
Many newbs enjoy his slide
Learn to play you fuck

 

[DatBoyMook]

Nice thread. LOL. Ok, here I go.

Time and time again...
I wonder why...
So many n00bs win...
When they pick that guy...

His name is Sub Zero...
He's very gay...
You slide into the match is over...
Go ahead, keep making your day...

Because next match, I will win...
Time for the Robo Smokes Teleportation to begin!

O wait...Thats not a Haiku...Too bad

 

[Compy386]

Well its the poetry thread not the haiku thread. But Im just better at haikus I guess


Potery also includes prose, rhyme, epics, and dirty limericks ol:

 

[StuScotsLazyEye]

Haiku FTW.

 

[Tim Static]

Pick Robo-Smoke
I'll take Jax
I win, Haha


Roses are red..Subbie is blue
Isnt it funny when I DF you?

I'll stop now. Stupid time done.

 

[Compy386]

Roses are red..Subbie is blue
Isnt it funny when I DF you?

lmao win

 

[dreemernj]

LoL @ u.
Omg I pwn u b4d
Wtf...gg

 

[Tim Static]

LoL @ u.
Omg I pwn u b4d
Wtf...gg

huh?

 

[StuScotsLazyEye]

Haikus are in 5-7-5 pattern!

 

[TheRagingStorm]

Sonya is So Hot
I'd really do anything.
Just to wax that ass.

 

[O Juggernaut 0]

Cheating bitch, why do you do the same move?

I guess you were under the impression that I had somethin to prove.

Quit whining like bitch, its really getting old,

You sound like a fool, I thought you already been told

Your never gonna win, if all you do

Is talk shit, like a bitch ass n00b!