The most popular type of thread?

[Eldriken]

Do both My retort involves me explaining how I am currently typing on an unreliable iPhone. Then proceeding to explain how my grammatical knowledge is seemingly superior to most adults on this website, using the threads listed above as evidence.

Your retort = fair enough.

Your grammatical knowledge being superior than most = true.

Then again, this is the Internet. WHO CARES ABOUT GRAMMAR, RIGHT?

That's what people tell me, anyway.

 

[Insuperable]

A pointless tweet that gets front paged by STORMS because the thread flowchart for that is:

1 Front page tweet
2 First person comments "Why is this front paged?"
3 Many people post, agreeing with 2
4 People start to wonder "What if??" (See: Sanford Kelly says he's interested in playing MK, CDjr makes cornmuffins, PL presses REC on camera)
5 Everyone argues
6 20 pages of comments within 3 hours