The best escape goat for losing!

[GGA Saucy Jack]

I play Kano. /Win

 

[AssassiN]

You had player 1 advantage.

 

[Cat]

I just got out the hospital"

 

[SHAOLIN]

As a Sub-Zero player i have no scapegoat, he has "Zero" bad matchups.

 

[SpiceWeasel]

"I´m so stoned i can´t see straight..."

 

[Red Reaper]

"I´m so stoned i can´t see straight..."

Online Tony?

 

[BenGmanUk]

You know it's 'scapegoat' right?

 

[Eddy Wang]

You know it's 'scapegoat' right?

no i don't, otherwise i wouldn't write 'escape goat'

 

[fr stack]

"My hands were cold"

this !!! lol

 

[bloodsport]

doctor said i need a backiotomy

 

[1man3letters]

this a fav of mine but ive said it more when i won then when i lost... "that monitor is unplayble"

also LaR..."look at this fucking scrub guessing right on my mixups everytime" lol

 

[Xerclipse]

"You couldn't let me move"
"You didn't even give me a chance"
"Stop doing those combos, that's not fair"
"Your a fat guy who sits in his couch all day, potato chip eater"
"Stop spamming that stuff. Go play COD if you wanna spam items" (that was me when I was doing iAGBs)

Oh I've got a couple after I play another match after I beat noobs with Kabal. Then I select him again and they say.....

"Hey don't use Kabal!"
"Stop using him, it's not fair!"

You mostly hear those sayings in King of the Hill.

 

[GLoRToR]

Online:
"You spam."
"DAT LAG"
"Jade needs a nerf"

Offline:
"My hand is lagging"
"... my dog ate it. No really. SPIT! BAD BOY! Anybody got a spare cable? "

 

[Lulzlou]

Also, "I wasn't really trying, I was just working on my anti airs" or "I felt bad for you because it's a bad mu, so I didn't go all out"

lol

 

[LanceMonsoon]

Lol when me and my bro play, I sometimes get salty to the point where I say "Dude Jax can easily lame out Cage, this MU isn't bad at all for Jax." So my scapegoat when I'm salty is downplaying.

 

[EMPEROR_THEO]

I always get a free pass on losing to Reptile online cuz' its Reptile online.








Or I just suck.

 

[Goldi]

That was just a meter building round.

 

[Mikemetroid]

"I'm not in the zone"

 

[CURBOLICOUS]

"Your CURBOLICOUS of course I'm gonna lose"

 

[Xerclipse]

Disconnection from match
"My dog walked over my cable!"

 

[BlaqandMild15]

''I just woke up so my reflexes aren't quite there yet.''

 

[Xerclipse]

"Your CURBOLICOUS of course I'm gonna lose"

HEY... I remember when I faced you. You may not remember but we were in a Kabal mirror match. You were getting your dash cancels right but I didn't get mine in that match. You were doing what I was trying to do but I failed. We should play again. I need to face more good Kabal players.

Ironically I did kinda say "Your CURBOLICIOUS of course Im gonna lose" in my head but what I was primarily thinking was "I need more matches against great Kabal players if I'm going to face him again."