Share you thought process when playing this game

[Vslayer]

IT'S SHARING TIME

Here's mine in no particular order (sometimes it's verbal)

• yes I play dirtbag, yes I'm a maniac
• jump back Kano Ball to open the match cause FUCK YOU!
• poke acid poke acid IMA DO IT AGAIN
• I'm going to do this very negative Molotov toss point blank and you're not going to do a damn thing about it
• You know I'm going to go in and d1 acid you, right? JUST KIDDING D1 GRAB, FUCK YOU!
• Fuck they teched it
• overhead, overhead, OVERHEAD, boy you still blocking low? Overhead, low—FUCK YOU!

 

[darthbrooks]

!!!!

heres mine:

- Oh shit got a knock down what do I do what do I do shit shit don't panic
...
- Oh shit got knocked down omg what a conundrum ok THINK you got this just don't wakeup neutral jump for no reasFUCK

 

[Arqwart]

My most common thoughts while playing are as follows:

• By all means PLEASE keep jumping.
• You should really be flawless blocking those fans.
• Stop mashing buttons.
• God fucking damnit the ONE time I try to grab after that stagger pressure..
• Nope
• Sure, I guess. Whatever
• Those are highs, by the way. Try ducking them
• I said quit mashing
• Why in the hell did that not jail?
• D2s are hard
• Do it. I fucking dare you

 

[Zgf]

"There's no way he'll go for a D2 after this -9 string!"
gets krushing blowed by D2

 

[xenogorgeous]

"If it bleeds, we can kill it. "

 

[Vslayer]

My most common thoughts while playing are as follows:

• By all means PLEASE keep jumping.
• You should really be flawless blocking those fans.
• Stop mashing buttons.
• God fucking damnit the ONE time I try to grab after that stagger pressure..
• Nope
• Sure, I guess. Whatever
• Those are highs, by the way. Try ducking them
• I said quit mashing
• Why in the hell did that not jail?
• D2s are hard
• Do it. I fucking dare you

Lmao sounds like you’re playing against me.

 

[Amplified$hotz]

Whatever thought you think before you're born...




Because I don't play the game

 

[NaughtySenpai]

• He doesn't get shimmied
• Try to shimmy again
• He doesn't get shimmied
• Throw
• Run away wait for the fireball
• Fuck too late got hit
• Randomly teleport/spear and hit - I'm a fucking genius
• Wish I had learned that fuzzy guard
• Flawless Block a string - I'm gonna masturbate over that replay later
• Fuck female hurtboxes fucking up my combos
• Let's play some River City Girls. At least the opponents there are not on WIFI

 

[ExpectFlames]

• force f2xtotem into them over and over
•d4xupsword
•throw
•be elated

 

[DarksydeDash]

First I throw fans, then some more fans, and then if you get near me I take either 26% on hit or 7% of your life on block.

On block, I d3 if it hits, I either throw or take another 7% of your life on block.

Rinse and repeat until Elder God status.

 

[Dankster Morgan]

"shit"
"wow"
"what the fuck"


UNINSTALL

 

[LMNYHappyDaze]

-Okay what’s this guy about
-Ooou stagger bois
-This man is really mashing
-Don’t jump at me
-techs throw UNHAND ME!
-I know you liked that combo
-hits sunglasses KB Oh he’s mad
-This mf really D3 into fatal blow
- Fuck Kombat League I don’t know why I play this

 

[Vslayer]

"shit"
"wow"
"what the fuck"


UNINSTALL

Bro that captured my soul

 

[thlityoursloat]

where's the footsies
??????????

 

[exflyingbooty]

• Oh look this guy did a string stopped half way into a grab
• Oh look he did the exact same string except finished it
• oh look he's just walking around fishing for the exact same string
• okay, i'm bored

 

[Daemantalo]

• He’s gonna throw
• Hold down
• Get hit by a mid and knocked down
• He’s gonna throw
• Hold down
• Get hit by a different mid and get knocked down
• He’s gonna throw
• U3 out of it
• Blocked
• Get thrown
• Alright, he’s gonna go for a mid
• Block
• Get thrown
• Die
• O U T P L A Y E D

 

[Trustful_Whale]

 

[Vslayer]

^ Classic

 

[Cobainevermind87]

"How did that just whiff?"

 

[Vslayer]

"How did that just whiff?"

literally can be applied to every single thing in the game lmao

 

[Evil Canadian]

 

[Ck AeroVoid]

"How Can I set them up for a Brutality each match?"

 

[Ck AeroVoid]

"How Can I set them up for a Brutality each match?"

Oh ok he is doing the exact same string over and over. anti air make him wiff Do a 50% combo with 2 specials and 2 combo strings (Baraka v3)
teabag cause he/she/ the 'microwaveable toaster oven' kept on trying the same combo nonstop
Then mercy, then brutality/ (If i am jade then>)fatality with more teabags and X (cause it looks like a b***h Slap)
Then get a rage filled message saying I suck,
to which I reply with:
yyet you lost lmao, try doing more than one combo perhaps? I did not even need a real combo to beat ya pal
and next match

 

[Marlow]

-Ok, lets just walk back and try and whiff puni--o shit I got hit
-Now I'm in the corner but I'm not going to panic, I'll just bloc-- nope got hit again
-Wow my life bar is really small
-Round 2, I can do this!
-I couldn't do it.
-Is something wrong with their controller, they keep crouching super fast over and over again?
-Searching for next opponent!

 

[Vslayer]

-Ok, lets just walk back and try and whiff puni--o shit I got hit
-Now I'm in the corner but I'm not going to panic, I'll just bloc-- nope got hit again
-Wow my life bar is really small
-Round 2, I can do this!
-I couldn't do it.
-Is something wrong with their controller, they keep crouching super fast over and over again?
-Searching for next opponent!

The first three really speaks to me on a spiritual level.