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Vslayer

Juiced Moose On The Loose
Lead Moderator
IT'S SHARING TIME

Here's mine in no particular order (sometimes it's verbal)
  • yes I play dirtbag, yes I'm a maniac
  • jump back Kano Ball to open the match cause FUCK YOU!
  • poke acid poke acid IMA DO IT AGAIN
  • I'm going to do this very negative Molotov toss point blank and you're not going to do a damn thing about it
  • You know I'm going to go in and d1 acid you, right? JUST KIDDING D1 GRAB, FUCK YOU!
  • Fuck they teched it
  • overhead, overhead, OVERHEAD, boy you still blocking low? Overhead, low—FUCK YOU!
 
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heres mine:

- Oh shit got a knock down what do I do what do I do shit shit don't panic
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- Oh shit got knocked down omg what a conundrum ok THINK you got this just don't wakeup neutral jump for no reasFUCK
 

Arqwart

D'Vorah for KP2 copium
My most common thoughts while playing are as follows:
  • By all means PLEASE keep jumping.
  • You should really be flawless blocking those fans.
  • Stop mashing buttons.
  • God fucking damnit the ONE time I try to grab after that stagger pressure..
  • Nope
  • Sure, I guess. Whatever
  • Those are highs, by the way. Try ducking them
  • I said quit mashing
  • Why in the hell did that not jail?
  • D2s are hard
  • Do it. I fucking dare you
 

Vslayer

Juiced Moose On The Loose
Lead Moderator
My most common thoughts while playing are as follows:
  • By all means PLEASE keep jumping.
  • You should really be flawless blocking those fans.
  • Stop mashing buttons.
  • God fucking damnit the ONE time I try to grab after that stagger pressure..
  • Nope
  • Sure, I guess. Whatever
  • Those are highs, by the way. Try ducking them
  • I said quit mashing
  • Why in the hell did that not jail?
  • D2s are hard
  • Do it. I fucking dare you
Lmao sounds like you’re playing against me.
 
  • He doesn't get shimmied
  • Try to shimmy again
  • He doesn't get shimmied
  • Throw
  • Run away wait for the fireball
  • Fuck too late got hit
  • Randomly teleport/spear and hit - I'm a fucking genius
  • Wish I had learned that fuzzy guard
  • Flawless Block a string - I'm gonna masturbate over that replay later
  • Fuck female hurtboxes fucking up my combos
  • Let's play some River City Girls. At least the opponents there are not on WIFI
 

DarksydeDash

You know me as RisingShieldBro online.
First I throw fans, then some more fans, and then if you get near me I take either 26% on hit or 7% of your life on block.

On block, I d3 if it hits, I either throw or take another 7% of your life on block.

Rinse and repeat until Elder God status.
 
-Okay what’s this guy about
-Ooou stagger bois
-This man is really mashing
-Don’t jump at me
-techs throw UNHAND ME!
-I know you liked that combo
-hits sunglasses KB Oh he’s mad
-This mf really D3 into fatal blow
- Fuck Kombat League I don’t know why I play this
 

exflyingbooty

This dream has a sad ending
  • Oh look this guy did a string stopped half way into a grab
  • Oh look he did the exact same string except finished it
  • oh look he's just walking around fishing for the exact same string
  • okay, i'm bored
 

Daemantalo

Not Good Enough
  • He’s gonna throw
  • Hold down
  • Get hit by a mid and knocked down
  • He’s gonna throw
  • Hold down
  • Get hit by a different mid and get knocked down
  • He’s gonna throw
  • U3 out of it
  • Blocked
  • Get thrown
  • Alright, he’s gonna go for a mid
  • Block
  • Get thrown
  • Die
  • O U T P L A Y E D
 

Ck AeroVoid

Mk Casual, KI God
"How Can I set them up for a Brutality each match?"
Oh ok he is doing the exact same string over and over. anti air make him wiff Do a 50% combo with 2 specials and 2 combo strings (Baraka v3)
teabag cause he/she/ the 'microwaveable toaster oven' kept on trying the same combo nonstop
Then mercy, then brutality/ (If i am jade then>)fatality with more teabags and X (cause it looks like a b***h Slap)
Then get a rage filled message saying I suck,
to which I reply with:
yyet you lost lmao, try doing more than one combo perhaps? I did not even need a real combo to beat ya pal
and next match
 

Marlow

Premium Supporter
Premium Supporter
-Ok, lets just walk back and try and whiff puni--o shit I got hit
-Now I'm in the corner but I'm not going to panic, I'll just bloc-- nope got hit again
-Wow my life bar is really small
-Round 2, I can do this!
-I couldn't do it.
-Is something wrong with their controller, they keep crouching super fast over and over again?
-Searching for next opponent!
 

Vslayer

Juiced Moose On The Loose
Lead Moderator
-Ok, lets just walk back and try and whiff puni--o shit I got hit
-Now I'm in the corner but I'm not going to panic, I'll just bloc-- nope got hit again
-Wow my life bar is really small

-Round 2, I can do this!
-I couldn't do it.
-Is something wrong with their controller, they keep crouching super fast over and over again?
-Searching for next opponent!
The first three really speaks to me on a spiritual level.