shoshinsha
Noob
Shang Tsung went down to Georgia,
He was lookin' for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind: though Outworld's score was nine,
Those damned Shaolin were keepin' it real.
When he came across this monster
With four arms and a fly topknot,
And Shang jumped up on a bloated corpse and said,
"Hey, freak, lemme tell you what:
"I know that I don't look it,
"But I'm quite old and feelin' blue.
"And boy I swear, if I fight fair,
"I just might lose to this kid, 'Liu.'
"Now you seem like a pretty mean monster, boy,
"And I bet you can handle kung fu.
"You'll be my ace in the hole for the emperor's goal,
"Time to make your Kombat debut."
The beast said, "I am Goro: Prince of the Shokan,
"So I'll be your threat,
"My appetite's whet,
"For the taste of carrion."
Raiden you crackle up that glow
And train your fighters hard,
'Cause Shang's got a new champion
And Earthrealm is yours to guard.
And if you win this time Shao Kahn will know that he's been troll'd,
But if you lose Shang Tsung will claim your soul.
Shang opened up the tournament
And he said, "It has begun."
And fighters fell into the spike-filled pit
As he looked on, having fun.
And Prince Goro held it down that day
Sending many warriors to the abyss,
But when it came time for Liu Kang's blood to spray
His performance was hit-and-miss.
When the beast lay dead, Liu Kang shouted, "Sorcerer, you're pretty sick!
"Come down off that comfy chair up there and taste my bicycle kick!"
Kicking 'cross the stage like a gatling gun!
Sailin' through the air like the flying nun!
Punchin' in your face like I'm poundin' dough!
Fire from my hands, shootin' high and low!
Shang Tsung fell to the ground,
It was a Flawless Victory.
He knew his time was borrowed:
Next came the Fatality.
But Raiden said, "No, Shang, you head on back, now,
"And tell Kahn of your mistake.
"You get his ass up off that big, fat throne,
"We got us a sequel to make!"
And Kang came kicking 'cross the stage like a gatling gun!
Sailin' through the air like the flying nun!
Punchin' in his face like he was poundin' dough!
Fire from his hands, shootin' high and low!
He was lookin' for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind: though Outworld's score was nine,
Those damned Shaolin were keepin' it real.
When he came across this monster
With four arms and a fly topknot,
And Shang jumped up on a bloated corpse and said,
"Hey, freak, lemme tell you what:
"I know that I don't look it,
"But I'm quite old and feelin' blue.
"And boy I swear, if I fight fair,
"I just might lose to this kid, 'Liu.'
"Now you seem like a pretty mean monster, boy,
"And I bet you can handle kung fu.
"You'll be my ace in the hole for the emperor's goal,
"Time to make your Kombat debut."
The beast said, "I am Goro: Prince of the Shokan,
"So I'll be your threat,
"My appetite's whet,
"For the taste of carrion."
Raiden you crackle up that glow
And train your fighters hard,
'Cause Shang's got a new champion
And Earthrealm is yours to guard.
And if you win this time Shao Kahn will know that he's been troll'd,
But if you lose Shang Tsung will claim your soul.
Shang opened up the tournament
And he said, "It has begun."
And fighters fell into the spike-filled pit
As he looked on, having fun.
And Prince Goro held it down that day
Sending many warriors to the abyss,
But when it came time for Liu Kang's blood to spray
His performance was hit-and-miss.
When the beast lay dead, Liu Kang shouted, "Sorcerer, you're pretty sick!
"Come down off that comfy chair up there and taste my bicycle kick!"
Kicking 'cross the stage like a gatling gun!
Sailin' through the air like the flying nun!
Punchin' in your face like I'm poundin' dough!
Fire from my hands, shootin' high and low!
Shang Tsung fell to the ground,
It was a Flawless Victory.
He knew his time was borrowed:
Next came the Fatality.
But Raiden said, "No, Shang, you head on back, now,
"And tell Kahn of your mistake.
"You get his ass up off that big, fat throne,
"We got us a sequel to make!"
And Kang came kicking 'cross the stage like a gatling gun!
Sailin' through the air like the flying nun!
Punchin' in his face like he was poundin' dough!
Fire from his hands, shootin' high and low!
