RYX Loves Riddles - Thread for Riddles

[RYX]

A son, his father, and his grampa

I was going to answer ;_;

 

[Impractical Joker]

Three women are eating icecream. One is biting, second is licking and third is sucking the icecream. Which one's married?

The brunette wearing the blue shirt.

 

[Rampage254]

A son, his father, and his grampa

Swag

 

[RYX]

Three women are eating icecream. One is biting, second is licking and third is sucking the icecream. Which one's married?

The one with a wedding ring on.

 

[Euphoric]

RYX 2 dads and 2 sons went to the river to catch some fish. They got 3 in total, one for each person. How was this possible?

Lol this one is easy, third is Grandpa.

 

[Impractical Joker]

I was going to answer ;_;

My bad, I would have used a spoiler if I could but I don't know how to on my iPhone haha.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

 

[cpmd4]

My bad, I would have used a spoiler if I could but I don't know how to on my iPhone haha.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Half of one.

"If you look at my face, you won't find 13 anyplace"

What is an instrument you can: play, hear, but can't see?

I don't think anyone's answered this yet, it's a clock.

 

[RYX]

My bad, I would have used a spoiler if I could but I don't know how to on my iPhone haha.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

It was something like biting into it and finding part of a worm, haha

 

[Impractical Joker]

What goes down but never goes up?

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

You have a 5 gallon jug, and a 3 gallon jug. Neither of them have any measurement markers.

How do you get 4 gallons into the 5 gallon jug?

 

[RYX]

What goes down but never goes up?

my dream girl

 

[Impractical Joker]

It was something like biting into it and finding part of a worm, haha

Getting raped by a giant scorpion or the Holocaust were the intended answers. It's an anti joke though, not really a riddle

You have a 5 gallon jug, and a 3 gallon jug. Neither of them have any measurement markers.
How do you get 4 gallons into the 5 gallon jug?

Pour water half way in to each jug then pour the three gallon into the 5 gallon

 

[cpmd4]

You have a 5 gallon jug, and a 3 gallon jug. Neither of them have any measurement markers.

How do you get 4 gallons into the 5 gallon jug?

Fill the 5 gallon jug, pour it into the 3 gallon. You have 2 in the 5gallon and the 3 gallon is full.

Pour out the 3 gallon and pour the 2 from the 5 gallon into it. Fill the 5 gallon, then use the water in there to finish up the 3 gallon. You now have 4 gallons in the 5 gallon jug.

 

[RYX]

Getting raped by a giant scorpion or the Holocaust were the intended answers. It's an anti joke though, not really a riddle

Jesus, that's dark stuff.

 

[Impractical Joker]

my dream girl

Btw, real answer is rain

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

Fill the 5 gallon jug, pour it into the 3 gallon. You have 2 in the 5gallon and the 3 gallon is full.

Pour out the 3 gallon and pour the 2 from the 5 gallon into it. Fill the 5 gallon, then use the water in there to finish up the 3 gallon. You now have 4 gallons in the 5 gallon jug.

Thank you, John McClaine .

 

[LEGEND]

You have a 5 gallon jug, and a 3 gallon jug. Neither of them have any measurement markers.

How do you get 4 gallons into the 5 gallon jug?

*die hard 3

edit: damn too late for that

 

[Zoidberg747]

What has a ring but no finger?

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

 

[cpmd4]

Thank you, John McClaine .

Sure thing Mr. Jackson.

 

[RYX]

What has a ring but no finger?

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

I was really hoping you'd give me a How do you question so I could say MB b.3 on reaction, lol

An onion though?

 

[cpmd4]

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

A sneaker.

 

[Zoidberg747]

I was really hoping you'd give me a How do you question so I could say MB b.3 on reaction, lol

An onion though?

What is the meaning of life?
Answer:

Spoiler

MB B3 on reaction

and also no

A sneaker.

Ding Ding

What has no beginning, middle, or end?

 

[Alien Substance]

What is the meaning of life?

Friendship and harmony. (42)

 

[Zoidberg747]

What do you do when life throws challenges at you?

Spoiler

MB B3 on reaction

 

[Rampage254]

RYX

How do you hide an elephant in a cheery tree?


What is the loudest noise in the jungle?