Ever since they exhausted the classic original-trilogy-inspired gear and skins that these once gave out, most of these Golden Krypt Events are the giveaway equivalent of a Christmas cracker containing the miniature soft-metal screwdriver set or the rolled-up 1m measuring tape; that whilst kinda shit are still potentially useful to maybe keep in the kitchen drawer for one day down the line when grandad's glasses need fixing or you need to see if that penis pump you bought is working. On occasion if you're lucky, you may even get a bottle opener on a keyring and that's always handy to have on your car-keys for when you want to drink and drive on New Year.
Today's one was where you burst open the cracker and it only contains the paper hat and the shit joke.
And the hat's ripped already.