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NRS General: "MEIN FUHRER, THE NEXT INTERACTIVE VIDEO PROGRAM
IS READY FOR DEPLOYMENT! WE AWAIT YOUR GLORIOUS INSTRUCTIONS!"
WB: "Very good! Is our Minister of Propaganda Ed Boom ready with his speeches?"
NRS General: "Yes, he has much dialogue prepared explaining how the netcode is being
coded by savants in studio and will be much more efficient than previous generations."
WB: "Excellent... What about our beloved PC master race? We must give
them reassurance before release to maximize sales, yes?"
NRS General: "Ja, He is to be interviewed by one "Angry Joe" and will
explain in no uncertain terms that our lackey High Voltage wont screw up this time."
...
WB: "That takes care of the hardcore players. What about the casuals?"
NRS General: "We have prepared three variations per character, DLC costumes, pointless factions systems, towers, brutalities, a krypt..."
WB: "Say no more! I'm getting sick just thinking about how much money I'll be making!"
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WB: "What about new recruits?"
NRS General: "We've actually got one working down the hallway right now.
We're thinking about hiring him full time..." "GGA16TONS REPORT TO THE EXCELLENCIES OFFICE RIGHT NOW!"
16TONS: "Kitana player Reporting for duty!"
WB: "Wait... I recognize you. Aren't you the guy who was recorded talking about rigging the brackets at a Tournament?"
16TONS: "Yes, Mien Fuhrer!"
WB: "I fuckin love this guy! You're hired full time. I don't know why we didn't do it sooner! DISMISSED!"
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WB: "I think today has been pretty productive. Do you need anything from me before I
go back to cranking out superhero movies?"
NRS General: "Well, we would like to divert resources to taking care of some issues that have been pissing
off our fanbase before it bites us in the ass and costs us the war."
"If I may be so bold: Netcode, gameplay balance, clone not functioning properly and worthless features that no one cares about should be addressed. There is more to a game than looks, Mien..."
WB: "Hold on! What kind of company do you think I'm trying to run?
We all know that people are buying these games mainly because of nostalgia. MK is the DBZ of video games.
Everyone knows about MK and talks about it after all these years. It's a guaranteed sell!"
NRS General: "But DBZ has it's own video game series, sir..."
WB: "And ours is better! We improve the graphics and add new characters. Not to mention an immersive, confusing story based around
time travel. What do they do?"
NRS General: "..."
WB: "Good Evening General! And don't let me find you slacking off in your duties. GAME OF THE YEAR!"