Pre Evo Salt Report

[buyacushun]

Jaqui, Jason and Ermac have no salt chance? They should get a reward or something for having the most legit reasons to be salty. Jason and Jacqui shit barely worked now only Jason gets shown in tourneys (LOL DLC power creep). Ermac shit works but then it turns out it's a glitch so don't even bother and keep playing master of souls. (Where the mystic marvel fly combos at doe?)

 

[Alien Substance]

P.S. This ain't a thread for salt, the rest of the forums are the threads for salt, this is the one where it all gets compiled and we all put our monocles in and sit around and reasonably discuss it like gentlemen

A thread for gentlemanly, well-mannered discussion? In that case:

Ferra/Torr

Potentially the most upset with the recent patch notes were the Ferra/Torr mains. Not receiving the buffs that were promised them, they have decided to protest. But they will not kick up a fuss and scream and cry like other communities, but instead have taken inspiration from Torr and are protesting in silence with masks of their own, their grumblings of salt remain in the shadows. I’m also unsure whether or not they’ve fallen victim to their own gimmick and actually believe that F/T is unviable, or maybe they just feel left out with everyone else receiving buffs but them.

(This^ is now out of date due to the more recent hot fix, but pretend you read this like 2 weeks ago)

For the protest, Doombawkz used me as the poster child without my permission. Specifically, they used cute anime images of anger or sadness to express their discontent with the lack of buffs. I didn't mind because of the cute avatars.