Youphemism: Going somewhere, Doombawks?
Doombawks: Yes, I'm taking you to Scotland Yard.
Youphemism: It's not even in Scotland!
Round 1: FIGHT!
Admiral Agustus: Your avatar is a lie! You know neither Mileena nor Sub Zero!
Youphemism: And you know Christy Mack?
Admiral Agustus: *sigh* I wish...
Round 1: FIGHT!
Eldriken: Your name annoys me.
Youphemism: Because you're a grammar Nazi?
Eldriken: Because it isn't followed by 'Rest in Peace'
Round 1: FIGHT!
Mr. Mileena: Your avatar is an outrage.
Youphemism: Because you hate what Sub Zero is doing?
Mr. Mileena: No. Because I hate Sub Zero.
Round 1: FIGHT!
Rickyraws: You're going to bite the dust
Youphemism: What does that mean?
Rickyraws: It's a euphemism for die
Round 1: FIGHT!
Ra Helios: Your avatar is an outrage. You don't use Mileena nor Sub Zero
Youphemism: You're a sun god that doesn't use Kotal
Ra Helios: But I drink Sunny D!
Round 1: FIGHT!
Eldriken: Jackie runs fast and loves to fight. Typical
Youphemisn: That's racist!
Eldriken: I meant Jackie Chan, not our character.
Round 1: FIGHT!
Request away.
@Professor_Rouse @Youphemism @Eldriken @THTB @Doombawkz @ETC AdmiralAugustus @Mr. Mileena @Tim Static
Hilarious and even geographically accurate. Commendations. Here's another couple for us
Youphemism: My Riddles From Hell were better.
Rickyraws: It's
ice that you think that.
Youphemism: Your puns are no match for my literary deception.
Round 1: FIGHT!
Rickyraws: Riddle me this...
Youphemism: Try and make this one hard, yeah?
Rickyraws: Your death won't be half as difficult as my riddles.
Round 1: FIGHT!
And a few more for other peeps
Tom Brady: So my clone use really got you that salty?
Sonicfox: Nope! Just upplaying so he'll get nerfed heeheeheeheeheehee!
Tom Brady: He's not even safe! Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Round 1: FIGHT!
M2Dave: I can't believe you'd have Kano's back 1 nerfed.
Zyphox: But Takeda's armour and D2 are punishable!
M2Dave: Learn to make reads rushdown fool!
Round 1: FIGHT!
Kitana community: Ugh our character is the worst in the game.
Shinnok community: Oh please, at least you have good zoning tools.
Kitana community: At least you have a variation with mixups!
Round 1: FIGHT!
Tanya community: Tanya should be black!
TYM: You know she's not even human right? It's not the same issue.
Tanya community: DON'T CARE SHE'S BLACK.
Round 1: FIGHT!
16Bit: So, is Shinnok as good for you as Shang was?
WoundCowboy: Shinnok's the worst character in the game.
16Bit: ...the sad part is that's not even downplaying.
Round 1: FIGHT!
REO: The so-called Kabal Killer.
16Bit: I'll be the Cassie killer too. For Edenia!
REO: Get-get get ge-get down.
(okay maybe he wouldn't say this but it'd be hilarious)
Round 1: FIGHT!
REO: You're not the only Walter White in this community.
Clark L.: Wow, your look's changed quite a bit.
REO: You're
goddamn right.
Round 1: FIGHT!
Scott the Scot: They should've brought Smoke back for MKX!
M2Dave: Fool! If they had I think I would've killed myself.
Scott the Scot: Smoke was bottom tier though
Round 1: FIGHT!
Youphemism: I have tech you might like.
Doombawkz: I probably found it back in May.
Youphemism: Not this time. Your death will be swift!
Round 1: FIGHT!
Tony T: I have an 86 hit 73% combo with Thunder God Raiden.
Check: I have an 89 hit 68% combo with Thunder God Raiden.
Tony T: Combo video?
Round 1: FIGHT!
TYM: Yes! I found an infinite!
Based Paulo: And?
TYM: Ah shit...
Round 1: FIGHT!
CDJr: You ready for this rematch?
Tyrant: BRING IT!
CDJr: YO AAUUULLLLLLLLLLL!
Round 1: FIGHT!
Khrome: What do you think of these pink shoes?
tjcombowins: What do you think of this hentai art?
Khrome: We're going to be best friends.
Round 1: FIGHT!
(#RIPKhrome)
Shaazzyam: hey espio got any good hawkgirl puns
Espio: For the Nth time, no.
Shaazzyam: ayyyyyyyyy lmao
Round 1: FIGHT!
@Rickyraws @Tom Brady @SonicFox5000 @General M2Dave @Zyphox @GGA 16 Bit @cR WoundCowboy @R.E.O. @Clark L. @Scott The Scot @Doombawkz @Check @TONY-T @colt @CD jr @Shaazzyam @Espio 
