Lt. Boxy Angelman
I WILL EAT THIS GAME
I bet you thought this was just gonna be another absurd tier argument thread.
Nope.
This, friends, is just the result of a thought I had.
A thought that, perhaps, after this patch, the "Tiers" that are so often discussed, will become blurred and altered to the point that their reason to exist will become slightly less significant. As in, everyone will be now be fighting on a playing field determined by the players themselves rather than the strength or weakness of their characters.
So, with that in mind, I thought...instead of constantly doing the Titty Titty Tier Dance, we focus on the accuracy and reliability of the Matchup Threads, and give each fighter their OWN tier in which to reign supreme.
A level that can only be reached by a player who truly knows every cranny and nook of their particular warrior.
Some tiers and phrases have already been pre-established by other TYM lurkers of awesomeness and brought here because they were too good to leave forgotten, and a few I thought up myself, but I figure with all the seriousness of the patch business, this place could use a laugh. Or at least a decent attempt at one. I apologize if this turns out assinine.
Here's what I've got...
Discuss. Suggest. Improve. Laugh. Go.
Nope.
This, friends, is just the result of a thought I had.
A thought that, perhaps, after this patch, the "Tiers" that are so often discussed, will become blurred and altered to the point that their reason to exist will become slightly less significant. As in, everyone will be now be fighting on a playing field determined by the players themselves rather than the strength or weakness of their characters.
So, with that in mind, I thought...instead of constantly doing the Titty Titty Tier Dance, we focus on the accuracy and reliability of the Matchup Threads, and give each fighter their OWN tier in which to reign supreme.
A level that can only be reached by a player who truly knows every cranny and nook of their particular warrior.
Some tiers and phrases have already been pre-established by other TYM lurkers of awesomeness and brought here because they were too good to leave forgotten, and a few I thought up myself, but I figure with all the seriousness of the patch business, this place could use a laugh. Or at least a decent attempt at one. I apologize if this turns out assinine.
Here's what I've got...
SCORPION:
Cooking With Scorpion Tier.
SUB-ZERO:
Tom Brady Tier.
ERMAC:
Many > One Tier.
REPTILE:
Hsssssssssssssssssssssssssss Tier.
NOOB SAIBOT:
Nightmare Before Christmas Tier.
SMOKE:
Hotbox Tier.
SINDEL:
Dancock Tier.
SONYA BLADE:
Costume 2 Tier.
JAX:
Samuel L. Jackson Tier.
JOHNNY CAGE:
$500 Sunglasses Tier.
KURTIS STRYKER:
No Super Powers Necessary Tier.
LIU KANG:
King Of Karate Tier.
KUNG LAO:
I Can Fucking Do EVERYTHING Tier.
MILEENA:
DownFourtality Tier.
KITANA:
Don't Hate Because I'm Beautiful Tier.
JADE:
My Stick Is Bigger Than Yours Tier.
SKARLET:
Red Cross Blood Drive Tier.
CYRAX:
Spicy Brown Mustard Tier.
SEKTOR:
FUCKING DO IT AGAIN Tier.
CYBER SUB-ZERO:
Blueberry Tier.
KENSHI:
I Can't See Shit Tier.
FREDDY KRUEGER:
Crispier Than Kabal Tier.
KANO:
Austrailian For Beer Tier.
NIGHTWOLF:
Dances With Wolves Tier.
KABAL:
UMK3 Tier.
BARAKA:
Hung Gar Tier.
SHANG TSUNG:
Disassociative Identity Disorder Tier.
QUAN CHI:
WOOLAY! Tier.
RAIDEN:
Teleport Tier.
SHEEVA:
It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's...SHEEVA Tier.
KRATOS:
Banned For Ancient Greek Steroids Tier.
RAIN:
Tier.
Cooking With Scorpion Tier.
SUB-ZERO:
Tom Brady Tier.
ERMAC:
Many > One Tier.
REPTILE:
Hsssssssssssssssssssssssssss Tier.
NOOB SAIBOT:
Nightmare Before Christmas Tier.
SMOKE:
Hotbox Tier.
SINDEL:
Dancock Tier.
SONYA BLADE:
Costume 2 Tier.
JAX:
Samuel L. Jackson Tier.
JOHNNY CAGE:
$500 Sunglasses Tier.
KURTIS STRYKER:
No Super Powers Necessary Tier.
LIU KANG:
King Of Karate Tier.
KUNG LAO:
I Can Fucking Do EVERYTHING Tier.
MILEENA:
DownFourtality Tier.
KITANA:
Don't Hate Because I'm Beautiful Tier.
JADE:
My Stick Is Bigger Than Yours Tier.
SKARLET:
Red Cross Blood Drive Tier.
CYRAX:
Spicy Brown Mustard Tier.
SEKTOR:
FUCKING DO IT AGAIN Tier.
CYBER SUB-ZERO:
Blueberry Tier.
KENSHI:
I Can't See Shit Tier.
FREDDY KRUEGER:
Crispier Than Kabal Tier.
KANO:
Austrailian For Beer Tier.
NIGHTWOLF:
Dances With Wolves Tier.
KABAL:
UMK3 Tier.
BARAKA:
Hung Gar Tier.
SHANG TSUNG:
Disassociative Identity Disorder Tier.
QUAN CHI:
WOOLAY! Tier.
RAIDEN:
Teleport Tier.
SHEEVA:
It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's...SHEEVA Tier.
KRATOS:
Banned For Ancient Greek Steroids Tier.
RAIN:
Discuss. Suggest. Improve. Laugh. Go.
