Jacks off to good voice acting
The side I lean on regarding this is that it shouldn't hit you while crouching from that distance. Her B2 visually does not hit you, but if you try to make a read and make it and her followup whiffs, it's probably still going to hit you.
Crouching in most games usually makes you fatter, but in this case it's just ridiculous. She hits you past jump distance unless you're standing without block.