And I don't feel that you're a scrub or have the scrub mentality if you don't like them. Just two or so people saying so, don't mean a majority, yo
Which is a good reason why MK didn't have it. Something as big as how health works has to have a game built around it. I think that's why they have all these environmental stuff, giving semi useful prijectiles to characters who wouldn't have an answer to it otherwise, or giving them a way to approach opponents with such a huge life lead so that even when you're down, you aren't out.
I'm no match up guy, so I can't say anything about this.
I still only barely understand match ups in MK or any game for that matter.