WALL OF SHAME:
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@Eldriken
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." -Verbal Kint
"The greatest trick the posters of this thread ever pulled was having people believe they are actually normal, functioning, average mental capacity having human beings when they are in fact ridiculously stupid, idiotic, moron pieces of shit"- Rickyraws
Here's the deal. None of you are going to figure out the answers to these riddles because you are too stupid and too limited to see the blatant, staring-you-in-the-fucking-face answers to these easy-as-hell riddles. No line is random. All lines make sense. Everything is intentional. No riddle is 'cheap'. Yet it can take all of your God forsaken life to attempt to figure them out and you still won't be able to because you are a foolish excuse for a human being and should focus on honing your other strengths, as mental aptitude is not one of them.
In the event that you are able to figure them out, here is the scientific algorithm for the correlation between amount of riddles solved and intelligence level.
KEY:
0/8: Kill yourself
1/8: Your family doesn't love you
2/8: Throw 12 monkeys in a room with scrolls and quills and eventually with enough time they'll put together Shakespeare so calm down
3/8: Okay. Okay. Not bad. You failed but not bad. Not bad at all.
Very bad is what it is.
4/8: Hm. You're smarter than I thought.
5/8: Whoa! You're no ordinary idiot...
6/8: You are a smart human being. Look down on the others.
7/8: Holy fuck! We have a genius in our midst!
8/8: Congratulations. You are become Rickyraws.
So let's get on with it, shall we? All answers are confirmed characters from official media and or viewed from the mobile game. Also, don't be a fraud and look at other people's answers in an attempt to figure out the correct answer instead of figuring out the riddle itself. I'll know.
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1) Roses are red; violets are blue
A scarab's in me, or perhaps it's in you
I've a claw and a gun, or a weapon of luster
See me like your suit Batman; you'll see what I muster!
2) Coming at you loud. Coming at you hot
My shift in stature is always oft-forgot
The subtle cry of wraiths that energetically agree
I am very powerful, so do not misjudge me.
3) Approaching fast in a Quinzel doesn't sound right
But the reverse nomenclature is like my olden bike
Approacheth in it before, but not again
A bird of prey is not rooster, nor is it a hen.
4) Does Batman love me? Did he savor that kiss?
X marks the spots on his cape when we locked our lips
The aforementioned 24th is not the letter of love
But instead is the answer to the inquiry that nestles above
5) His is not unlike the parallel of bore as is more
On the floor she is, or perhaps at your door
'Tis the synonym of refrain's inference; descriptions collide
Mistakes and foolishness no doubt he doth chide
6) Is my red of fury or of nothing to see?
Is my power my hatred, my rage or my glee?
You will burn though subtle, your fate hath been sealed,
Should I approach you, my quarry, for duty and zeal.
7) Do not leave it to you, merely leave it to me
Should the trio be apparent, should the eyes bear to see
Whiteness of sweetness makes you run off in fright
Do you think us a thing that goes bump in the night?
8) Follow the pattern, or follow the signs
Arrive at no conclusion; you're wasting your time
Take a look. Have an 'S'. Am I before you in sight?
Everyone needs to view clearly before the key takes its flight
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If you need a hint or two for any of them, don't hesitate to ask! Heh heh heh, I'm not THAT mean, I'll help you!
*Incredibly difficult Injustice 2 riddles from hell.
