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If MK characters had REAL jobs, what would they be?

Dreamcatcher

Dreamcatcher

EFL Founder
for some cases, i mean real as in different or "middle class" instead of Jax working for the government maybe he's a gym trainer lol. just meant to be funny...

Kabal- rehab counselor
Johnny Cage- lifeguard
Stryker- fireman lol not much change huh
Reptile- professional gator wrastler CRIKEY!
Mileena- plastic surgeon consultant
Cyrax- personal fishing assistant/bot
Raiden- electrician
Sonya- yoga and pilates instructor
Rain- weatherman
Sindel- hair stylist
 
F

FILER

Mortal
Good thread! This actually could get pretty funny. I must say though...unless I'm missing some sarcasm, Stryker isn't a fireman as you stated above.

I can picture Robo Smoke at a dance club shooting smoke/fog out of his stomach.
 
9.95

9.95

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Unmasked Sub-Zero - Zamboni Driver
Classic Sub-Zero - Snow Machine(for ski resorts) operator/repairman
Scorpion - Short Order Cook
Reptile - Fly Exterminator
Ermac - Paranormal Studies Professor
H. Smoke - Marlboro Man
Kitana - Air Force Turbine Expert
Mileena - Dentist
Jade - Gemologist
Sindel - Mortician
Sheeva - Circus Performer
Jax - One of the Gladiators on American Gladiators
Sonya - Model/Character for Midway Games
Stryker - Dunkin Donuts Employee
Shang Tsung - Cartoon/Video Game Voice Talent/Impersonator
Liu Kang - Takeout Chinese Delivery
Kung Lao - Deli Counter
Kano - Microbiology Teacher
Kabal - Vent installation
Nightwolf - Casino Owner
Sektor - Cosmonaut
Cyrax - Fishing Net Manufacturer
Smoke - Motocross Racer
Johnny Cage - Ray Ban representative
Raiden - Rice Plantation Owner
Rain - Hydraulics Installation
Noob Saibot - Photography color restoration
Baraka - Ginsu representative
 
Tim Static

Tim Static

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9.95 said:
Unmasked Sub-Zero - Zamboni Driver
Classic Sub-Zero - Snow Machine(for ski resorts) operator/repairman
Scorpion - Short Order Cook
Reptile - Fly Exterminator
Ermac - Paranormal Studies Professor
H. Smoke - Marlboro Man
Kitana - Air Force Turbine Expert
Mileena - Dentist
Jade - Gemologist
Sindel - Mortician
Sheeva - Circus Performer
Jax - One of the Gladiators on American Gladiators
Sonya - Model/Character for Midway Games
Stryker - Dunkin Donuts Employee
Shang Tsung - Cartoon/Video Game Voice Talent/Impersonator
Liu Kang - Takeout Chinese Delivery
Kung Lao - Deli Counter
Kano - Microbiology Teacher
Kabal - Vent installation
Nightwolf - Casino Owner
Sektor - Cosmonaut
Cyrax - Fishing Net Manufacturer
Smoke - Motocross Racer
Johnny Cage - Ray Ban representative
Raiden - Rice Plantation Owner
Rain - Hydraulics Installation
Noob Saibot - Photography color restoration
Baraka - Ginsu representative
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Win. :lol:
 
dreemernj

dreemernj

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Sindel would be a street lamp lightbulb changer since she has the ability to fly about 6-8 feet off the ground.

Kabal can be a hot air balloon operator.
 
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OMGTOASTY

Noob
Scorpion would be a Cook.

Sub-Zero would be a human Zamboni.

Sonya would be a porn star.

Kano would be a street thug.

Johnny Cage would be a wrestler becasue he's so charismatic.

Goro would be in the UFC.

Shang Tsung would be a priest.

Shao Kahn would be the president of a communist country.

Reptile would be an animal in the zoo.

Motaro would do horse racing.

Sheeva would be in a circus as a "freak."

Stryker would be the cop who gets fired because he's too lazy.

Nightwolf would be a lazy Indian getting money from the government.

Liu Kang would own a Chinese restaurant.

Kabal would be a hot air balloon operator like someone above said.

Jax would be a body builder.

Noob Saibot would be living on the equator as a surf instructor.

Ermac would be a mind reader.

Blaze would be a fire starter.

Raiden would be a teacher.

Kitana would be a model.

Mileena would be an arabic woman providing help to her family.

Rain would be a weatherman.

Human Smoke would be Scorpion's sidekick Chef.

Baraka would be a psycho stuck in a mental hospital.

Sindel would be a psycho bitch tryin to put spells on people.
 
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Houzi

Mortal
9.95 & OMG Toasty Had some very good ones. Hard to decide, but I would like to see Sonya a pornstar, she's got some big T*Ts. 0(O.O)0

I see Jade though as one of those people who open up a nail salon.
 
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