"I'm a zoner, with ma boner"
The answer to that is very simple. They dont think or at least now the way they should.Sub zero in general. I don't understand how so many players go for an extremely high risk - very low reward move like slide so much.
You have a character that allows average player to enjoy the game and win games even if he is slightly (soap bar in my mouth). Like those who pick Raiden, though he is not the same league but if you pay a closer look you will see mindless superman couple of times a round. And do on ...
BTW, all the best in 2017 @rubmytaco !