TakeAChance
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What you are about to read is a true story. It happened to a friend of a...alright it was me.
You are about to read actual chat transcripts of the creature that plagued my house today while I was at work. The hysteria and fear are real, the ending is still open...what will happen...NEXT!?
Wife: Also, I wish you were home to kill the huge bug/hornet upstairs lol
Me: Wait
Me: What?
Me: Where?
Wife: In the spot above the stairs. Ally (our cat) is watching it right now.
Me: The alcove? Is there a nest?
Me: You have to let me know because I will need raid if it is a hornet nest.
Wife: I don't think.
Me: I will check when I am done feeding Cohen, but I am scared.
Wife:It just started. I don't know where it came from.
Me: But what is it?
Me: You're saying it just started. What is "It"?
Wife: I dunno. really big. I didn't get to close. I would say a hornet though form the sound. Like I said I will check when I am done feeding Cohen.
Me: (Still trying to identify the creature) How big? Inside or outside the house?
Wife: Inside at the window in the cubby.
Me: Are they buzzing?
Wife: There is just one long bug.
Wife: Yes
Me: Oh. It's Just one bug?
Me: It's a single bug?
Wife: Yea.
Me: lmao kill it.
Wife: lol
Me: Is it a dragonfly?
Wife: No, fatter.
Me: Take the broom and kill it.
Me: Grasshopper?
Wife: I'm scared.
Wife: No hornet.
Me: It's a hornet?
Wife: A Big One.
Me: It's a Big Hornet?
Wife: That's what I think lol
Wife: I was too scared to get close.
Me: Take a picture lol
Me: If it's a hornet and it's bigger than a dragonfly...we got a record holder lol
Wife: It isn't that big. lol
Me: You're going to have to kill that bug.
Wife: Why?
Wife: Can't You?
Me: Because if it moved, we wont find it.
Me: I can, but that's 2 and a half hours from now.
Wife: Maybe Ally will...she is watching.
Me: Take the broom and kill it, or grab the vacuum and suck it up.
Wife: Wait
Wife: lol
Wife: We have a fly swatter.
Wife: I don't hear it anymore :S
Me: Go. Kill. It.
Wife: I can't get a good shot. Unless I get in the cubby and yes it is a hornet.
Me: I thought it was GODZILLA!
Me: Get the vacuum lol
Wife: Ok lol
Wife: I got him but he is still alive in the vacuum!
Me: So go empty it. lol
Wife: Nah lol
Me: Do it outside.
Wife: I will when it dies...
UPDATE- The creature has died inside the vacuum.
The world will never again be plagued by this menacing villian.
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Post your funny amusing stories that involve your gf or a women in particular. Please do not be patronizing. These are true stories.
You are about to read actual chat transcripts of the creature that plagued my house today while I was at work. The hysteria and fear are real, the ending is still open...what will happen...NEXT!?
Wife: Also, I wish you were home to kill the huge bug/hornet upstairs lol
Me: Wait
Me: What?
Me: Where?
Wife: In the spot above the stairs. Ally (our cat) is watching it right now.
Me: The alcove? Is there a nest?
Me: You have to let me know because I will need raid if it is a hornet nest.
Wife: I don't think.
Me: I will check when I am done feeding Cohen, but I am scared.
Wife:It just started. I don't know where it came from.
Me: But what is it?
Me: You're saying it just started. What is "It"?
Wife: I dunno. really big. I didn't get to close. I would say a hornet though form the sound. Like I said I will check when I am done feeding Cohen.
Me: (Still trying to identify the creature) How big? Inside or outside the house?
Wife: Inside at the window in the cubby.
Me: Are they buzzing?
Wife: There is just one long bug.
Wife: Yes
Me: Oh. It's Just one bug?
Me: It's a single bug?
Wife: Yea.
Me: lmao kill it.
Wife: lol
Me: Is it a dragonfly?
Wife: No, fatter.
Me: Take the broom and kill it.
Me: Grasshopper?
Wife: I'm scared.
Wife: No hornet.
Me: It's a hornet?
Wife: A Big One.
Me: It's a Big Hornet?
Wife: That's what I think lol
Wife: I was too scared to get close.
Me: Take a picture lol
Me: If it's a hornet and it's bigger than a dragonfly...we got a record holder lol
Wife: It isn't that big. lol
Me: You're going to have to kill that bug.
Wife: Why?
Wife: Can't You?
Me: Because if it moved, we wont find it.
Me: I can, but that's 2 and a half hours from now.
Wife: Maybe Ally will...she is watching.
Me: Take the broom and kill it, or grab the vacuum and suck it up.
Wife: Wait
Wife: lol
Wife: We have a fly swatter.
Wife: I don't hear it anymore :S
Me: Go. Kill. It.
Wife: I can't get a good shot. Unless I get in the cubby and yes it is a hornet.
Me: I thought it was GODZILLA!
Me: Get the vacuum lol
Wife: Ok lol
Wife: I got him but he is still alive in the vacuum!
Me: So go empty it. lol
Wife: Nah lol
Me: Do it outside.
Wife: I will when it dies...
UPDATE- The creature has died inside the vacuum.
The world will never again be plagued by this menacing villian.
Screen Shot for Proof:
Post your funny amusing stories that involve your gf or a women in particular. Please do not be patronizing. These are true stories.
