Every person you have ever had a crush on is now out to kill you

[HGTV Soapboxfan]

I'm quite the chubby chaser so I should be fine. (not really lol)

 

[Briggs8417]

Man, considering I've had a total of like 6 real gf's total, and the rest of my crushes were little petite gals who can barely lift a gallon of milk...LES GOOOOO!

 

[Ninj]

Having a crush on someone means you've had sex with them it seems in this thread. Am I the only one who's seeing this?

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[NRF CharlieMurphy]

Having a crush on someone means you've had sex with them it seems in this thread. Am I the only one who's seeing this?

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Yeah I don't think people are taking into consideration all of the women that never said anything to you..... or had a boyfriend/husband ..... that type of deal. They all get lumped in.....

Needless to say..... everyone would be in dire straights.

 

[Briggs8417]

Yeah I don't think people are taking into consideration all of the women that never said anything to you..... or had a boyfriend/husband ..... that type of deal. They all get lumped in.....

Needless to say..... everyone would be in dire straights.

The only person I would be scared of is Emma Stone...I'm pretty sure Emma Stone could beat my ass.

 

[NB Semi Evil Ryu]

I bust out a pen and pad of paper to start drafting out my Will.

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[SLy]

and a few Disney characters. I'm fucked

Good luck with Ursula lmao

 

[OutworldKeith]

A bunch of models, actressess, and porn stars? I would let them kill me lol

 

[lazybird123]

Considering they're all moms now, lol I think i'd be ok

 

[DragonPick]

I love your responses TYM, thank you for the laughs

 

[Gesture Required Ahead]

Having a crush on someone means you've had sex with them it seems in this thread. Am I the only one who's seeing this?

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LOL I misread the question. Lemme put another meme then

 

[rev0lver]

Oh yeah... Check out my avatar and try to think of how well I'd do

 

[THTB]

That's a good number of my good friends...the fuck friends????

 

[Alien Substance]

Yeah I don't think people are taking into consideration all of the women that never said anything to you..... or had a boyfriend/husband ..... that type of deal. They all get lumped in.....

It's still only six for me, I am aware of the thread being "every person you've ever had a crush on" and not "every person you've ever fucked before".

That's a good number of my good friends...the fuck friends????

Friends with benefits?

 

[Killphil]

Milla Jovovich would kill me by herself.

 

[NRF CharlieMurphy]

Milla Jovovich would kill me by herself.

damn ... we need to stick together!!!!

 

[Sage Leviathan]

I join a football team and we run against these girls.

Should look like a sh8tty MS Paint job when were done.

 

[STRYKIE]

All of them? Bitches ain't ready for mah 12 ench

 

[HGTV DrFlash44]

This thread must suck for gay people

 

[Zoidberg747]

How is this possible when I have never talked to any of them?

(Making im so awkward jokes)

(Hiding the fact that they hold some truth).

 

[xInfra Deadx]