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BARZ for your main. Let'z drop s(z)ome dope rhymez.

EntropicByDesign

EntropicByDesign

It's all so very confusing.
You can tell this is surs bizniss because I used Z's instead of S's in the title.

For realzies though, well, for funzies, write a verse or two for a character(s) of your choice and post it here. If you have a beat to accompany it maybe link it somewhere in the post and if you're brave, record yourself rapping the whole thing. Serious, funny, in between.

DROP THEM RHYMES SON.. AND ALSO DAUGHTER.

I'll start it out, I dont main Robin but while reading the online Robin thread this popped into my head and served as the genesis of this stupid idea. Sorry, all you get is a link to a beat and typed lyrics, I'm 15 years outside a vocal booth.

As usual the cadence can be tricky to get across in text, especially since the flow itself isnt staccato in any real way and changes up quite a bit, but Im sure you'll get the idea.

BARZ.


Beat:


They call me Rob 'In cause Im stealing my turn back
Ya heard that?
It's wifi no chance to react
Got a daddy with the fat stacks
but I dont make it rain,
more like I'll sword dance up to your chick and get the brain
Got some father issues'
hollerin' these edgy retorts
A sword in one hand
other's filled with remorse
So fuck your frames kid I take the game with style
here comes a lagg spike
freeze frame
DP and smile

They call me Rob 'In
Cause I'm Rob 'In
Cause I'ma Rob 'em.
They call me Rob 'In
 
CrazyFingers

CrazyFingers

The Power of Lame Compels You
I live in the swamp where all the green things grow
Name's Swamp Thing and I've got the sickest flow
Let me tell you a tale of how it's gonna go

Right now in the tiers I'm pretty low
Got slow ass normals and a slow command throw
But if I lay it down you'll see, like me
That I'm the baddest motherfucker
And I'm a fucking tree

F2's got range for days
Leaves little bitches in a haze
You might never think I'll throw that log
But when I do you'll be sleeping in the bog

Get you in the corner, now it's time to mix.
Can't jump or dash, I gotchu shitting bricks.

One last thing that I gotta say
In this jungle I'm the predator.
And you're the prey.
 
CrimsonShadow

CrimsonShadow

Administrator and Community Engineer
Administrator
*Clears throat*
*Turn my mic up*
*My friend and noted Hip Hop critic @EMPEROR_THEO -- this one's for you*


She came to Earth in a capsule, frozen in time
Now she spends her bars freezin' foes one at time
As I expend my bars freezing TYM with this rhyme
Stuck in Abigial's Garden, with my lines in their mind

From low-mid to high, riding Paulo's vision
From Section 8 to Top 8, into pole position
Pulled the skirt over their eyes, like a mini-magician
Floating out of pools leaving all the Bat mains fishin'

Jumps tiers, collects tears, slices brackets like shears
More tools than Sears, and stokes fears when she nears
And TYM is all all ears, waiting for that Top 8
Where five or six Kara's show to dominate

Placing bets on her sets, but her wins are legitimate
The writing's on the wall but, @Entropic has me spittin' it
You still lose to the same players, the patch isn't fixing it
Cake ingredients there but only better players mixing it

From air dash to cold cash, Echo Theo collects
From heat ray to ground blast, Echo Scar should be next
They're complaining on the forums, they're losing their decorum
Leaving salty posts, seasoned by the new one that she tore em'

But true Grills still rock with Zor-El's daughter for life
And true skills still show, using Float to take flight
The true mains benefit from the months of insight
Now a true poet has spoken, and slain this beat with her might.

(Now tuck them sad rhymes in, and tell' em Crim said 'Good Night')
Yeaaaaahhhhhh
I'm out

<3 TYM
(Free Tom Brady)
 
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Baconlord

Baconlord

Proud follower of the church of Cetrion
CrazyFingers said:
I live in the swamp where all the green things grow
Name's Swamp Thing and I've got the sickest flow
Let me tell you a tale of how it's gonna go

Right now in the tiers I'm pretty low
Got slow ass normals and a slow command throw
But if I lay it down you'll see, like me
That I'm the baddest motherfucker
And I'm a fucking tree

F2's got range for days
Leaves little bitches in a haze
You might never think I'll throw that log
But when I do you'll be sleeping in the bog

Get you in the corner, now it's time to mix.
Can't jump or dash, I gotchu shitting bricks.

One last thing that I gotta say
In this jungle I'm the predator.
And you're the prey.
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Since when do you play swamp thing
 
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