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I don't usually make threads like this, but at NEC8 this year, I noticed someone kept referring to Jax's Dash Punch as "The Bullet Train". Now I know this is obviously an exaggerated joke, but over the years I have heard some very silly names for special moves, someone that made me laugh quite a bit. Particularly for Robot Smoke's Harpoon, someone use to call it "The Tow Rope". I thought that was absolutely hilarious. Anyone else got anything like this? And I'm not talking like "Purple Ball" vs "Eye Laser" for Kabal's projectile, I mean absurd names that require creative genius. This again, is just special moves, not fatalities. Other examples I've heard, instead of say, "Mandhandle" or "Grab and Strangle" for Kano, it's "Mugging" or "Stealing your money" etc, and for Liu's Bike Kick, the "Turkey Kick" obviously.
 
I think the best one I've heard was Kano's, "Baby-Shaker." I think it was TheRedPsychosis that called it that, but I could be wrong.
 
I had a lot of names, mostly were fatalities.

Kano's grab and shake - Gimmie yo money
Quan Chi's MK4 Leg Fat. - Where's My Money, Man?!! (5:00)
Quan Chi's Telestomp - Flashdance or Riverdancer
Kai's rip n' half Fatality in MK4 - The Megatron (What happened to Jazz in the TF movie!)
Tanya's spit kick in MK4 - Flying Firecrotch Guillotine.
Reptile's super crawl in MK4 - Spider-Man
Cyrax's Self Destruct Fat. or Sektor's Torch Fat. - The Predator.
Baraka's Skewer Fat - T- 1000
Scorpion's Toasty - Ghost Rider.
Noob's Teleslam in UMK3 - Fuckbuster
Meleena's roll - The Samus
Sonya's and Kitana's Zip Punch - Supergirl
Jax's Giant Fat. - The Monty Python
Nightwolf's axe fat. - Thor's Hammer
 

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I remember a kid yelling at an arcade once, "Do his Animal-ality!" it was so strange.
 

ZAQ

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Shock said:
I remember a kid yelling at an arcade once, "Do his Animal-ality!" it was so strange.
HaHa, yeah and the game just stopped playing and everyone went home out of disgust.
 

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I believe we used to refer to Sonya's purple ball fatality as "Salsa" due to the appearance of the enemy after it.
 

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dreemernj said:
I believe we used to refer to Sonya's purple ball fatality as "Salsa" due to the appearance of the enemy after it.
SNES Sonya Purple Bubble Kiss of Death resulted in turning your opponent into salsa yes.
 
Kano's grab thingy: Blowjob Machine
Sub-Zeros ice clone: fucking lame ass annoying as hell move.
Jaxs air grab: bat out of hell
Mileenas roll:whee
Subzero had a kick in the 3D mks where he kicked straight up: nuttercut
Johnny Cages nut punch: [ban incoming] move (he does a split)
Jaxs gotcha grab: nigga stole my bike
Kitanas air grab: cum shoot (lol XBox live)
Cyraxs net: AIDS
Cyraxs bombs: Leather Ball
Liu Kang: fucking dumb
Sindels scream: garlic
Robot teleport uppercut: teleport uppercunt



(I play this game with too many fucking crazy people)
 
megalomaniacvon said:
Johnny Cages nut punch: [ban incoming] move (he does a split)
Jaxs gotcha grab: nigga stole my bike
Cyraxs net: AIDS
Cyraxs bombs: Leather Ball
Liu Kang: fucking dumb
Sindels scream: garlic
Robot teleport uppercut: teleport uppercunt



(I play this game with too many fucking crazy people)
LOL
 

RoGE

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megalomaniacvon said:
Kano's grab thingy: Blowjob Machine
Sub-Zeros ice clone: fucking lame ass annoying as hell move.
Jaxs air grab: bat out of hell
Mileenas roll:whee
Subzero had a kick in the 3D mks where he kicked straight up: nuttercut
Johnny Cages nut punch: [ban incoming] move (he does a split)
Jaxs gotcha grab: nigga stole my bike
Kitanas air grab: cum shoot (lol XBox live)
Cyraxs net: AIDS
Cyraxs bombs: Leather Ball
Liu Kang: fucking dumb
Sindels scream: garlic
Robot teleport uppercut: teleport uppercunt




(I play this game with too many fucking crazy people)
nice :lol: