A Challenge: An Unlucky 13 Deathmatch @ NEC 16.

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

(The following statement is so serious, I had to type it in white for emphasis.)

I know who I want to challenge at NEC.
And they may be reading this.

They main one of my mains.
Exclusively.
They have since the very beginning.
They are the epitome of a perfect storm: talent, bravado, and entertainment value.
They are the only person I can think of who will be both big enough of a challenge AND hype beyond all measure of adrenaline to take part in this.

So, if you are reading this, here is my challenge.
$50. An Unlucky 13/First To 7 Deathmatch.
ECW/Hardcore Title Rules: the challenge can be issued anytime between the start and the end of the tournament by either participant.
Fighters are allowed TWO variations. Either one from two characters or two from one. But once you swap, you swap for keeps.
All manner of crowd hype, shit talking and possible breakdancing are welcome.
I choose Aftershock Tremor and Blood God Kotal Kahn.
Be prepared.

 

[SneakyTortoise]

Did I miss the part where you named the person you're challenging? Is it DJT? This OP was annoying

 

[Mr Aquaman]

Did I read this as a ft7 50$ MM vs my Blood God in the mirror

 

[RunwayMafia]

Is this a riddle?

 

[Lt. Boxy Angelman]

Did I read this as a ft7 50$ MM vs my Blood God in the mirror

Close.

But you are the guy.

Your two best Gods against my Blood and Stones.
First to 7 wins. We each get one switch, if necessary.

You're the god, Aqua.
I don't want to win NEC.
I don't care if I get out of pools.
But this is probably gonna be my last tournament for a long long time, and I want to have at least one biblical, bloody, unforgettable, chair-swinging, totem-raising, table-breaking brawl to end all brawls before it's over.
And you, sir, are the guy.

May we dine as comrades on each other's blood.

Drunken video promos coming soon.
Time for things to get weird.

 

[Braindead]

They are the epitome of a perfect storm: talent, bravado, and entertainment value.
They are the only person I can think of who will be both big enough of a challenge AND hype beyond all measure of adrenaline to take part in this.

Calm down, son.

I'm not attending NEC.

 

[Mr Aquaman]

Close.

But you are the guy.

Your two best Gods against my Blood and Stones.
First to 7 wins. We each get one switch, if necessary.

You're the god, Aqua.
I don't want to win NEC.
I don't care if I get out of pools.
But this is probably gonna be my last tournament for a long long time, and I want to have at least one biblical, bloody, unforgettable, chair-swinging, totem-raising, table-breaking brawl to end all brawls before it's over.
And you, sir, are the guy.

May we dine as comrades on each other's blood.

Drunken video promos coming soon.
Time for things to get weird.

 

[aieches]

nothing like a good old fashion gentlemans challenge..