RYX Loves Riddles - Thread for Riddles

[Alien Substance]

RYX made a status update ("someone tell me a good riddle, I love riddles!") and that caused the profile post to get flooded with comments. So this thread was created.

Please keep your riddles reasonably clean.

Googlers will be shot.

 

[RYX]

o.o

 

[_xFriction]

RYX what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

 

[Euphoric]

Why does my life suck? That riddle will never be solved.

 

[RYX]

RYX what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

my ex girlfriend

 

[_xFriction]

my ex girlfriend

nope try again

 

[Wemfs]

RYX What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

 

[RYX]

Why does my life suck? That riddle will never be solved.

Because you have problems and you haven't found the solution yet.

 

[Euphoric]

RYX What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

Penny

RYX what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Ice

 

[RYX]

nope try again

a towel? Wemfs ruined everything, just when you thought Noob players were your bros too,

RYX What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

a penny? ;_;

 

[Hellbringer]

Why do we exist/resist?

 

[Alien Substance]

Why do we exist/resist?

Exist, to find a purpose.
Resist, because we choose to.

 

[RYX]

Why do we exist/resist?

Because Black Adam hasn't dive kicked us yet.

Because his dive kick hasn't been nerfed yet.

 

[Wemfs]

Was hoping you didn't see my reply lol I tried to delete it asap cuz I didn't wanna ruin it for you.

Karried got it right. A penny.

I'm gonna find a hard one for ya.

 

[Impractical Joker]

What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?

 

[Wemfs]

RYX What's red and smells like blue paint?

 

[RYX]

RYX What's red and smells like blue paint?

I'm 16, how am I supposed to know this ;_; I'm gonna go with seven.

What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?

I know I'm wrong but I want to say family with the analogy to trees, that or ancestry. How off am I? XD

 

[TheRFG]

3 men miss their flight and are going to have to rent a room for the night. The room cost 30$, and they each split it three ways for 10$ each. After they get to their room the bell hop brings up their bags and says there was a discount and the room is only 25$. They get five one dollar bills as change, and they decide to tip him 2$ and keep the rest, 1$ back to each person. So each person pays 9$, if you multiply that by three that equals 27$, then you have the two dollars for the bell hop which makes it 29$ total. What happened to the original 30$

Kinda fun brain teaser

 

[killa_solid]

Subtract 9 from Six, 10 from 9 , and 50 from 40, it leaves you with Six. How?

This was an extra credit question in one of my calculus 1 exam.

 

[Impractical Joker]

I'm 16, how am I supposed to know this ;_; I'm gonna go with seven.


I know I'm wrong but I want to say family with the analogy to trees, that or ancestry. How off am I? XD

A Mountain. It was in the hobbit haha.

RYX What's red and smells like blue paint?

blue paint, I love anti jokes

 

[Impractical Joker]

3 men miss their flight and are going to have to rent a room for the night. The room cost 30$, and they each split it three ways for 10$ each. After they get to their room the bell hop brings up their bags and says there was a discount and the room is only 25$. They get five one dollar bills as change, and they decide to tip him 2$ and keep the rest, 1$ back to each person. So each person pays 9$, if you multiply that by three that equals 27$, then you have the two dollars for the bell hop which makes it 29$ total. What happened to the original 30$

Kinda fun brain teaser

Each person pays 9 dollars if you count the bell hop. Therefore they still have 3 dollars left. They only payed 25 for the room, then gave 2 to the bellhop and have 3 left

 

[ShadowBeatz]

What fighting game can you get more wins with the lesser amount of fighting game knowledge?

I'll give you a hint: it's Injustice.

ANNNNNNNNNNNND

 

[Euphoric]

RYX What's red and smells like blue paint?

Paint?

 

[TheRFG]

Paint?

red paint

 

[RYX]

Subtract 9 from Six, 10 from 9 , and 50 from 40, it leaves you with Six. How?

This was an extra credit question in one of my calculus 1 exam.

Haven't even taken Calculus yet, so I'm gonna need a while for this one! Okay, so it's not what it looks like here, I bet.

3 men miss their flight and are going to have to rent a room for the night. The room cost 30$, and they each split it three ways for 10$ each. After they get to their room the bell hop brings up their bags and says there was a discount and the room is only 25$. They get five one dollar bills as change, and they decide to tip him 2$ and keep the rest, 1$ back to each person. So each person pays 9$, if you multiply that by three that equals 27$, then you have the two dollars for the bell hop which makes it 29$ total. What happened to the original 30$

Kinda fun brain teaser

This one confuses me. The original 30 was split up into 10, no? Discounted, it's $25 now. But.. It's 9$ each, 27 then the 2 to the bellhop, and 1 to each, so it became $32?