Predicting The Biggest General Zod Crybabies

[Zoidberg747]

So....this thread is allowed to be open but other humor threads get locked why???

Because he is M2dave.

Fuck this site, seriously.

 

[Gesture Required Ahead]

LMFAOOOOOOO THTB one.

 

[M2Dave]

Because he is M2dave.

I am more washed up than GGA Wafflez and have done nothing since Season's Beatings: Ascension.

 

[ThaShiveGeek]

The salt is surreal lol. Keep it coming. I'm off the next two days. I got nothing to do but laugh at you guys throwing shots on here.

 

[Error]

So....this thread is allowed to be open but other humor threads get locked why???

Plenty of humor threads stay open, I don't know which TYM you're frequenting.

 

[Flagg]

I will get Zod if he comes with Terrance Stamp Superman II skin.

"Make way".

 

[Knoterror]

You forgot to tag yourself as number 1 Dave, for when he's nerfed/not as good as he appears.

 

[Zoidberg747]

Plenty of humor threads stay open, I don't know which TYM you're frequenting.

If they are in komedy central or off topic then sure.

We dont need this crap flooding the already disorganized character forums.

 

[GGA Saucy Jack]

Plenty of humor threads stay open, I don't know which TYM you're frequenting.

Yea. The ones started by m2dave, reo, pig, etc.

A qualification for making a humor thread is a top placing at a major, even if you are a glove tossing fraud who doesnt actually understand half of his character. But hey, even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

 

[Error]

Yea. The ones started by m2dave, reo, pig, etc.

A qualification for making a humor thread is a top placing at a major, even if you are a glove tossing fraud who doesnt actually understand half of his character. But hey, even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

I've never been to a tournament, my threads usually stay open

 

[Skkra]

It probably won't happen because Zod is going to come out super overpowered, but I'm just praying that m2dave gets completely bodied at Evo. It would be too funny at this point. Sorry m2dave, I'm sure you're a nice guy and all but the storyline would just be too good now, so, yeah.

On the plus side, the shitshow that these forums have become lately + NRS just being NRS with this game = I've taken my 4 hours of gaming a week and gone back to playing SF4 instead, and whattayaknow, way more enjoyable!

 

[Skkra]

I've never been to a tournament, my threads usually stay open

You're really fucking handsome, that's why.

 

[chessmaster]

You funny than a motherfucker.

 

[godlessmode]

From one prediction thread to another, in alphabetical order...

@GGA 16 Bit – fearing that a character is able to fight Killer Frost on equal terms, he will hold all GGA members hostage on a Thursday night until they promise to bombard Ed Boon’s twitter with General Zod “normalizations”.

Unlike bombarding him with requests for Scorpion "normalizations"?

@MITDJT – MITDJT, the same person who swore that pre-hotfix Scorpion was a balanced character, will ask his brother Denzell to play General Zod. Denzell will mop up MITDJT, which will cause him to come on the forums and claim that General Zod is a broken character. If you do not believe him, you will be asked to play his brother Denzell.

"If you don't believe us about Scorpion you just haven't played PL or REO"

@Ninj – frustrated that he has not managed to get out of pools in the past ten years, he will automatically call General Zod “broken” because m2dave intends to zone with him. After some contemplation, Ninj will reassure the community that General Zod is very broken, but that Catwoman will eventually "dethrone" him.

Of course, zoning characters can never be broken. But anti-zoners absolutely, hell, they are ALWAYS broken right?

@Perfect Legend – Perfect Legend will not mind General Zod unless Zod absolutely destroys Scorpion, in which case Perfect Legend will proceed to complain about how nobody recognizes his hardships in this game. He will assume the role of somebody who uses a terrible character and fights nothing but bad match ups.

How is this different from bitching about Scorpion just because he nullifies zoning?

@Zoidberg747 – Zoidberg will not complain in the beginning. Instead, he will claim that he has discovered new tech against General Zod. One of the tech will include MB b+3 on reaction to something General Zod does.

MB B+3 is the answer to everything. EVERYTHING. World hunger? Check. War torn third world countries? Check. The xbox one? Check.

C'mon gm2d, can you be more hypocratic, or hypocritical (oops)?

 

[Vagrant]

Makes a thread ridiculing crybabies

Just did an entire podcast episode devoted to bitching about one character.



word....

Honestly I don't mind because hearing m2dave say "bullshit" on a podcast is the funniest damn thing ever

 

[chessmaster]

You forgot to tag yourself as number 1 Dave, for when he's nerfed/not as good as he appears.

No he's going to cry that he still didn't get nerfed as hard deathstroke.

 

[THTB]

Hey now, I will not claim he's broken! ;_;

 

[GGA Saucy Jack]

I've never been to a tournament, my threads usually stay open

Then you are a better man than I, amd many other members of this forum. Ive only had one thread locked, but I see it happen all the time.

Whereas dave can literally shit out trolliness like he used to shit out projectiles and no one says boo about it. Dosvedanya TYM.

 

[Vulcan Hades]

After placing 17th in a tournament, general m2dave will create a "Reasonable buffs thread" for Zod. The thread will be closed shortly after... when it reaches 47 pages.

Meanwhile AK Pig Of The Hut will place 1st with Zod and still rage about Killer Frost even though he won 3-2 against her.

 

[Vagrant]

Then you are a better man than I, amd many other members of this forum. Ive only had one thread locked, but I see it happen all the time.

Whereas dave can literally shit out trolliness like he used to shit out projectiles and no one says boo about it. Dosvedanya TYM.

A FUCKING MEN!

But honestly at this point its obvious TYM shows favoritism.... No point in getting worked up about it... It's kind of funny just how blatant it can be at times.

 

[Briggs8417]

you have a full screen overhead poke....

Yes I do lol, and they are nerfing it. How many threads have I made on it? lol

 

[eolson3]

C'mon gm2d, can you be more hypocratic?

Only if he attends medical school!

 

[M2Dave]

Makes a thread ridiculing crybabies

Just did an entire podcast episode devoted to bitching about one character.

Tom, REO, Pig, and I were voicing the community's opinions on Scorpion. Some high level players like Floe and Alucard wanted to quit because of Scorpion.

 

[SonicFox5000]

From one prediction thread to another, in alphabetical order...

@GGA 16 Bit – fearing that a character is able to fight Killer Frost on equal terms, he will hold all GGA members hostage on a Thursday night until they promise to bombard Ed Boon’s twitter with General Zod “normalizations”.

@GGA Dizzy – Dizzy will continue his crying streak and claim that General Zod is “broken”, which is ironic of course. This is the same fool who spams a 9 frame move that is 0 on block and follows up with the same 9 frame move that randomly beats your 6 frame counter poke.

@MITDJT – MITDJT, the same person who swore that pre-hotfix Scorpion was a balanced character, will ask his brother Denzell to play General Zod. Denzell will mop up MITDJT, which will cause him to come on the forums and claim that General Zod is a broken character. If you do not believe him, you will be asked to play his brother Denzell.

@Ninj – frustrated that he has not managed to get out of pools in the past ten years, he will automatically call General Zod “broken” because m2dave intends to zone with him. After some contemplation, Ninj will reassure the community that General Zod is very broken, but that Catwoman will eventually "dethrone" him.

@Perfect Legend – Perfect Legend will not mind General Zod unless Zod absolutely destroys Scorpion, in which case Perfect Legend will proceed to complain about how nobody recognizes his hardships in this game. He will assume the role of somebody who uses a terrible character and fights nothing but bad match ups.

@THTB – At first THTB will declare that General Zod is not broken even though he will not download the character two weeks after the release. After someone on XBL mops him up with General Zod, he will come to the conclusion that General Zod is indeed broken even though he still has not downloaded the character.

@Zoidberg747 – Zoidberg will not complain in the beginning. Instead, he will claim that he has discovered new tech against General Zod. One of the tech will include MB b+3 on reaction to something General Zod does.

If you like zoners so much, then pick up Skullgirls and pick up this character.

 

[Death]

Lmao. amazing post. the zoidberg and thtb blow up is hilarious. Shout outs to deeming a character broken but fail to download them