I`m as white as the come buddy. Born in Ohio, lived in OK. I haven`t been in Mexico forever. I`ve just been living here because of the job I have.
How about this one? My girlfriend in 8th grade dumped me by calling me on Valentine`s Day with my friend Jeremy to tell me that they were now together. Then I took a hammer to school with the intention of burying it in his skull. I chickened out....
When I was 20 I fell madly in love with a girl. And then she dumped me because I went to a strip club to meet Marilyn Manson after one of his concerts and my friend`s wife worked at the club. She said I betrayed her by going there, and then I found out years later that she actually dumped me because I didn`t want kids. But she didn`t want to be the one to blame for breaking up, so she waited for me to "screw up" so that I could feel like it was my fault.
That was also the night that Dimebag Darrell of Pantera was murdered on stage. So Dimebag died, I got dumped and wrongly blamed, I got to live with guilt that I shouldn`t have had, and I didn`t get to meet Manson due to the tragedy.
Jesus christ you have the worst luck bro.. lol
i have a lot of stories but usually they dont end bad.. lol
only horrible date experience is when i went to the movies with a girl i met at a club. (with no intentions of getting in a relationship)
she ended up holding my hand in the movie theater which threw my entire vibe off... had to text my friend to bail me out ( we have this thing where i text him 1, and he calls me.. i dont answer. but make it known my friend is calling me, but making the date feel as she is more important so i dont answer.. later on i text him 2.. he calls back.. after like 2o minutes goes by.. i then say "hes still calling, must be important.. i answer he has a flat tire out far from where im out (usually on the way to san antonio, this gives the girl no intention of riding along to help).. i say i have to help him out and end the date quickly)....
movie finished i put my hand in my pockets to avoid holding hands, and she wraps her arms around mine ...
i made up excuses that there was nothing to do that night..and she still followed me to my car and wanted to do something else..
finally i got some good action in the car until a security guard told us to leave.. the night finally ended and i stopped answering her calls and text..
4 months later she sees me at a club. and things got interesting.. to be continued.... lol
, I poured a beer down her crack when I saw it and got too excited. She didn't care, she danced better. I got pushed up against the window. She said not to let her get more drinks, she got more drinks while I was looking the other way. The three of us went to white castle. It was delicious. I don't remember anything else
. It was the best night of my life.
You should see mine though. S+
