This will always be a world of Papa Smurf being falsely accused of creating Smurfette, when in fact Gargamel did, to send her in as his evil spy in the hopes of destroying the Smurf village, even though the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life will inevitably transform her, and render her immune to gangbangs, as it simply could not happen due to Smurfs being asexual, and possessing no genitalia beneath their little white pants, forever perpetuating the illogicality of being a Smurf, because there's no point to living if you don't have a dick.
(Top that. I DARE you.)
