Unofficial BA Fatal 3-Way Final: Lobo Vs. Ares Vs. "My parents are dead!"

[EGGXI]

Alrighty then! The game has been out for a week-ish and I've been playing it and thus have not been even slightly bothered to post another one of these. Alas due to the various arguments I've been seeing recently I thought it was time to cheer-up/further enrage this community with my general presence and the exceptionally pointless system of voting that is Unofficial Battle Arena.

The result chosen by you, the people, was the ever-erotic-sounding Fatal 3-Way match-up between:
Our Champion of Unofficial Battle Arena, The God of War Himself: ARES!
The winner of Battle Arena, Possessor of Powerful Plot Armor: BATMAN!
And the 1st announced DLC, The Main Man, The Last Czarnian: LOBO!

As always, vote by whatever criteria you wish, but generally we here at Unofficial Battle Arena tend to go by who would win/who we hate the least.

Now, those of you who are eagle-eyed, veterans or fans of this stupid I do may notice that the ever-beloved third option is missing, which is generally used for hurting my feelings/telling me I suck. The reason it is missing is because I'm just going to assume that any vote for Batman means you hate me, as any vote for him winning this match-up will probably cause me great emotional and physical pain.

Not that I'm biased or anything.

 

[EGGXI]

Much though I hate to do so, I'm just giving this a little bump as I'm about to go to sleep and usually loads more people vote... maybe everyone is too busy playing the game now? Don't forget to tell me why you voted for who you did! Except for IceNine because I genuinely believe that was just to spite me!

 

[IceNine]

'Nuff said.

 

[Courtney]

Dead parents via plot armor

 

[randomdude]

lol'd at the part about batman votes hurting you. go ares.

 

[Pterodactyl]

No Doomsday?

 

[EGGXI]

No Doomsday?

He lost to Ares in the Unoffical Battle Arena Finals...

 

[Pterodactyl]

When did this happen?

 

[EGGXI]

When did this happen?

My bad, it was the semi final: http://testyourmight.com/threads/unofficial-battle-arena-semi-final-2-doomsday-vs-ares.29196/

 

[Enenra]

Batman because he's a detective

 

[EGGXI]

Okay, quickly just some of my thoughts on this. I don't care how much prep time he has, Batman can't win this match-up. He can win this vote, sure, but I don't see how he could win logically. I can see the broken-ass logic in how he would beat Superman, basically the Kryptonite argument said a bunch of different ways. But... Lobo doesn't have a weakness, nor does Ares really. Yes Ares got bodied by Superman and Wonder Woman together, but that doesn't mean Batman has a shot. At all.

The only thing I could see happening is Batman giving a shit tonne of money to Lobo to finish off Ares first, as Lobo's only possible weakness is probably money. So even if it's a match-up between Ares and Lobo, whoever wins goes on to destroy Batman. Any counter arguments? Besides ridiculous plot armor and... *sigh*... being a detective/Batman?

 

[Courtney]

Okay, quickly just some of my thoughts on this. I don't care how much prep time he has, Batman can't win this match-up. He can win this vote, sure, but I don't see how he could win logically. I can see the broken-ass logic in how he would beat Superman, basically the Kryptonite argument said a bunch of different ways. But... Lobo doesn't have a weakness, nor does Ares really. Yes Ares got bodied by Superman and Wonder Woman together, but that doesn't mean Batman has a shot. At all.

The only thing I could see happening is Batman giving a shit tonne of money to Lobo to finish off Ares first, as Lobo's only possible weakness is probably money. So even if it's a match-up between Ares and Lobo, whoever wins goes on to destroy Batman. Any counter arguments? Besides ridiculous plot armor and... *sigh*... being a detective/Batman?

Because he's Batman

 

[EGGXI]

Because he's Batman

 

[Courtney]

(ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง Cmon Batman

 

[Courtney]

Soooooooo Batman won right?

 

[EGGXI]

Technically it's a draw... I tried to forget about this on account of the fact that we didn't have a clear winner... but now that we have the second DLC character announced....

 

[Courtney]

Technically it's a draw... I tried to forget about this on account of the fact that we didn't have a clear winner... but now that we have the second DLC character announced....

Damn it was totally 6-6-7 when I posted that lol, who would you put Batgirl up against if you made a new one?

 

[Scarlett Viper]

Okay, quickly just some of my thoughts on this. I don't care how much prep time he has, Batman can't win this match-up. He can win this vote, sure, but I don't see how he could win logically. I can see the broken-ass logic in how he would beat Superman, basically the Kryptonite argument said a bunch of different ways. But... Lobo doesn't have a weakness, nor does Ares really. Yes Ares got bodied by Superman and Wonder Woman together, but that doesn't mean Batman has a shot. At all.

The only thing I could see happening is Batman giving a shit tonne of money to Lobo to finish off Ares first, as Lobo's only possible weakness is probably money. So even if it's a match-up between Ares and Lobo, whoever wins goes on to destroy Batman. Any counter arguments? Besides ridiculous plot armor and... *sigh*... being a detective/Batman?

He pays them off?

 

[EGGXI]

He pays them off?

Ares has no need of money. Lobo could fall for it at least until Ares is out the way, but then he would smush Batman anyways.

Damn it was totally 6-6-7 when I posted that lol, who would you put Batgirl up against if you made a new one?

Hmm, it's difficult. I was thinking Lobo vs. Batgirl, but it seems unfair, haters/realists might sway the vote and the Batgirl army might not be big enough to make it an interesting vote. My other thought was another three-way match up but I don't think it would really work.

The other other idea involved either waiting for all DLC to be announced or go by the Brazilian VA's and have Scorpion v Batgirl and a Lobo vs. Zod. Again, probably not fair for Batgirl due to the high concentration of salt.

 

[Sao87]

Nice try on the suggestive sell to hate the dark knight. BUTTMAN ALL THE WAY.

 

[EGGXI]

Wait... how the hell is voting still open for this?!

EDIT: Apparently I didn't set it for a week....

 

[The Mighty Yoch]

If Batman told Lobo he loved dolphins Lobo would not hurt him as he will not hurt a fellow dolphin lover, then they would beat Ares because he hates everything except war. Batman wins because Lobo would refuse to fight him and thus forfeit.

 

[EGGXI]

If Batman told Lobo he loved dolphins Lobo would not hurt him as he will not hurt a fellow dolphin lover, then they would beat Ares because he hates everything except war. Batman wins because Lobo would refuse to fight him and thus forfeit.

Lobo would have to kill Batman if he said he loved dolphins as everything Batman loves dies, thus what Batman is really saying is that he's going to kill dolphins and Lobo would kill him first.

 

[The Mighty Yoch]

Not everything dies. He still has Alfred, 3 sons, a daughter(albeit 2 sons and the daughter are adopted). Selena, Oracle, and his friends at the JLA(although quite a few of them have died but came back). And there is the issue of if he really loves dolphins or not. He could have been lying to Lobo thus meaning he didn't love them though how would Lobo know. I do have a scenario where Batman wins though. He stands before his opponents, reaches for his belt, pulls out a phone and calls Superman and Wonder Woman and the holy trinity of DC go to work.

 

[EGGXI]

And they still wouldn't be able to kill Lobo.

Lobo is literally the most obnoxious bastard in the galaxy, if he could be killed someone would have done it by now. And yet they have not.