Confess Your Dirty MK2011 Secrets

[Lady Death]

Nah son. Jade and Kitana take their masks off and all I can think is... put em back on.

Mileena can keep the mask or not

Kitana has a man jaw. I also prefer the Tarkatan teeth.

And Sonya is gorgeous, imo.

 

[Porter]

oldukca ilginc bir kac cevap verilmis, okumaya devam ediyorum. bittiÄŸinde ben de bir yorum yazarim artik...

holy shit whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

 

[Neclord]

And Sonya is gorgeous, imo.

Indeed.
Ponytail ftw.

 

[Yuna]

The only female characters in the game who are even remotely attractive to me are Mileena, Sindel, and Sheeva, with Sheeva being the most attractive due to her distinctive, muscular appearance. The rest are interchangable ninja sluts and generally wastes of time. Sonya is the worst offender, since she's wearing some shit that makes her look like the subject of a military-themed porno.


I think Raiden is a pimp. He has a big hat and tackles his opponents while screaming "GIMME MAH MONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

 

[Lady Death]

Sonya is the worst offender, since she's wearing some shit that makes her look like the subject of a military-themed porno.

Why is this bad? D:

lol Raiden is hilarious. He sounds like a pterodactyl. I always hear something like "WOOLY BOOLYYYYY!!!!" Been hearing that since the old days. Me and my sister would make fun of it like mad when we were younger.

I'll add this to my list of guilty MK pleasures: HD Raiden is pretty damn hot, even though he's kinda old looking.

 

[Yuna]

It's a personal preference. Strippers are not attractive to me, nor is the attire of a stripper. I realize Sheeva isn't wearing much either, but she's basically an Amazon, so it fits.

 

[Lady Death]

It's a personal preference. Strippers are not attractive to me, nor is the attire of a stripper. I realize Sheeva isn't wearing much either, but she's basically an Amazon, so it fits.

I was kidding! It's totally preference.

 

[Yuna]

Also, while we're talking about aesthetically appealing characters, I think this series as a whole should give the entire nation of Japan pause for thought.

This is a man. He is burly, masculine, and intimidating.

This is a castrato, or "bishounen" as they call them in Japan. He is dainty, annoying, and looks like he'd break his back trying to lift a desk clock.

Take note, Japan. We are teaching you what men look like.

 

[Neclord]

Sonya is the worst offender, since she's wearing some shit that makes her look like the subject of a military-themed porno.

Oh I love it!
But this game has something for every taste.

Asian Chick (Kitana)
Crazy Chick (Mileena)
Military Chick (Sonya)
Amazon Chick (Sheeva)
African Chick (Jade)
Gothic Chick (Sindel)

Also, while we're talking about aesthetically appealing characters, I think this series as a whole should give the entire nation of Japan pause for thought.

This is a man. He is burly, masculine, and intimidating.

This is a castrato, or "bishounen" as they call them in Japan. He is dainty, annoying, and looks like he'd break his back trying to lift a desk clock.

Take note, Japan. We are teaching you what men look like.

Japan shouldn't take notes imo.
Would be shit if Japanese and Western games look the same.
Japanese games have the best character designs imo, especially the villains of some JRPGs.

 

[THTB]

My daughter does not know Kung Lao's name is Kung Lao, she calls him "for the shaolin" and tells me I'm wrong when I tell her his name.

When I lose, my daughter says "your soul is mine"

Your daughter is godlike.

If Bone would post up that video, you'd see what top players do when they practice together. LOL!

 

[cyke_out]

ugh.. I can't stand alot of the japanese character cliche's, one of the many reasions why I hate JRPG's too, but just one- i have more reason's.

But again, it's all preference and I for one love me some strippers and stripper like atire.

That is my dirty MK secret.. I like bewbs.

 

[Yuna]

Japanese games have the best character designs imo, especially the villains of some JRPGs.

What's funny about this is that I'm the one with a Final Fantasy username, and I still disagree with you.

 

[Houdini]

My mk dirty secrets

1. I try to immitate the character's intro and their voice especially smoke's "where there is smoke...." which is corny and ermac's "we are many..."
2. Also immitating the mk language(eg. What raiden says in his flying attack and smoke's bomb)
3. I wished i could punch liu kang in the balls.
4. I tried all fatalities on kitana/ jade in practice.
5. Everytime i win the round with kung lao with the spin move, i usually shout YEAH! And then jump and spin.
6. After every xrays, i always say, "stay down" even though he or she's not smoke. Lol
7. I laugh everytime there is bi han in the match because his voice in the "you will die" quote is funny.
8. I wished mileena doesn't have the tarkatan teeth.

 

[InkBlot]

- I can't figure out how to cancel combo's to make them longer.
- I have spent more time watching videos of MK9 than actually playing it
- Whenever i fight Shao Kahn i rarely ever truly fight him, it usually ends with me spamming him to death
- Sindel and Sheeva are hot. Sonya Alt outfit too.
- I really wanted them to add a costume for Mileena where has a paper bag over her face.
- Sometimes i let my friends win so they will continue playing the game with me
- Sometimes ill go to the fatality tutorial just to watch Noob rip characters i hate in half. Especially the women

 

[Houdini]

My brother took me out in mortal kombat using subzero with his ice clones and combos, i said "i just got tom bradied" since he uses subzero and he's good at it.

Thanks to you tom my bro's getting better and better with subzero and johnny cage

 

[Zebster]

1. Everyday I go to training mode and before practicing with Johnny Cage I do his EX Flip Kick until he yells "JOHNNY CAGE!" and I say it along with him.
2. I like Mileena because of her tarkatan teeth, especially how they are in this game (why yes, I do have weird tastes, thanks for noticing), but I still wish she had lips.
3. In contrast, I've never liked the way Kitana looked.
4. I like Sheeva's look over all the other girls besides Mileena.
5. Whenever an Xray is done (even to me) I mimic the character who is doing the Xray's actions, and sometimes more enthusiastically with Scorpion's Xray.
6. I was so upset when *story spoiler*

Spoiler

so many people of the heroes died in Story Mode

 

[Hitoshura]

Would bork mileena but punch her teeth out first.

 

[BecomingDeath13]

Might I suggest playing through Manhunt and Manhunt 2?!

http://youtu.be/GL-05noQZmY

http://youtu.be/bUNPsKtR3Tw

THANK YOU <3 I always wondered about the Manhunt series.

No problem! The first is amazing, the 2nd isn't nearly as good, but they're both worth playing!

I want a Manhunt 3 so fucking bad!!!! We need a petition lol.

Manhunt 1 was by far the best.
Manhunt 2 was really good but wasn't close to 1. Partial reason being you had to use a codebreaker/gameshark to remove the censor from the kills.. Funny thing being that those kills weren't as brutal and the first Manhunts were. Fucking political season and their bull shit videogame violence bull shit topped off with more bullshit.


Ice to meet you- I wish there were a snowy stage in mk9 where the stage fatality would be slicing their jugular, watching them scream and spew blood all over the snow and then the victor makes a cherry snowcone

 

[Loot]

I have a tendency to quote Yipes when playing (ex. catch someone in constant block string for chip and I start yelling "OH YOU'RE SO PRINGLES!" or when facing Shang Tsung as old man its "WHERES YO CURLY MUSTACHE AT?")

I randomly add technology to the end of phrases, such as "Teach me some of that Liu Kang technology" or "ITS THAT KUNG LAO MIDSCREEN TECHNOLOGY!"

At work my friend and I discuss combos and we sound like the biggest dorks explaining things in notation like Back 1 1 cancel TKS while our coworkers look at us like we're some goddamn foreigners speaking a different language.

I also quite Yipes when doing confirming a launch into a juggle and start yelling "SCOOPS, SCOOPS, HAGGEN DAZS!"

During Kung Lao's intro I try to do the absolute cheeriest "FOR DA SHAWLYNN!"

When playing Kano I'll randomly go into his MK monologue, "Ello baby, did you miss me? Awww now look at this, this little baby brings back memories now doesn't it? It put a big smile on your partners face, from ear whooooosh to ear"

Lastly, I tr my best to guess what Raiden is going to yell when I superman and hope I sync up with him.

I guess what I'm trying to say is I yell a lot when playing MK.

 

[BATTLEBEAR]

I yell along with raiden when he goes ARUMBADIGUY!

 

[cyke_out]

At work my friend and I discuss combos and we sound like the biggest dorks explaining things in notation like Back 1 1 cancel TKS while our coworkers look at us like we're some goddamn foreigners speaking a different language.

I sometimes post random combo strings written in number notations from teken, SC or now MK, on my friends facebook statuses.

Example-

Them: So glad it's friday!
me: j.1 b+1,1,2 ff 2,1,2 ff 2,1,2 fdbf
Them: WTF?

 

[GNG Iniquity]

I sometimes post random combo strings written in number notations from teken, SC or now MK, on my friends facebook statuses.

Example-

Them: So glad it's friday!
me: j.1 b+1,1,2 ff 2,1,2 ff 2,1,2 fdbf
Them: WTF?

Shouldn't you respond with a "Don't make me d,f,1 your ass out!"

 

[cyke_out]

haha, that needs to be a signature "Do I need to d,f+1 a bitch?"

But the best responce I ever got was a reply saying Breaker! the guy wasn't even one of my friends, so I had to friend him on the spot.

I swear, the goverment made a huge mistake by allowing facebook to be unblocked on goverment and military computers- no work get's done anymore.

 

[tehm]

MK9 Secrets

Whenever my opponent picks Raiden I tend to make obscure Highlander 1 references that the opponent usually doesn't get (or at least get why).

I will never be "a Cage player" or "a Liu Kang player" not because they aren't good, or even because of their In-game personas, but rather because their characters in the 1995 movie were so bad that I refuse to be associated with them.

I spend ~95% of my play time in practice mode->AI->Expert and haven't played a mode other than Practice or 2 Player since the game's been officially released.

200+ hours in, I'm still missing 38 of the 50 achievements for the game. =\

 

[Samsung Crunchy]

I can't stop saying, "You see Raiden, Earthrealm is FFRRAAAYYYYYY." to myself.