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Funniest "hatemail" received

piemaster

mortal hater
AREZ sent me the best hatemail I've ever gotten. All this due to losing 1 match. Warning: Lots of pics

hahahahah omg this guy, i said ggs to him and he sent me like a page of "i wouldnt say good games, maybe ok games..." then went off to say how im trash and only play easy to play characters and kabal, kindof contradicts itself but ah well it was so awesome. that guy is so funny
 

Batman-IGAU

Mortal
Im not sure what it is about losing a match in mortal kombat that makes people absolutely each other but its funny to read all the things everyone has to say.

my favorite

"1. smoke is for noobs 2. ermac is for [ban incoming] 3. go suck a dick you fucking [ban incoming]"
I find the best solution is to have only 2-3 friends that you play with regularly, help them build their skill so they can eventually become better and give you good matches. If you're better than they are then use a character you hardly know anything about and let them win some matches. Don't be a beat down whore that only makes your best friends not want to play with you anymore.
 

Cossner

King of the Jobbers 2015
I find the best solution is to have only 2-3 friends that you play with regularly, help them build their skill so they can eventually become better and give you good matches. If you're better than they are then use a character you hardly know anything about and let them win some matches. Don't be a beat down whore that only makes your best friends not want to play with you anymore.
If you only play against 2-3 friends you'll never learn match ups.
This is the hatemail thread, you post funny stuff salty people send you.
You literaly replied to a 2 year-old post lulz
 

Batman-IGAU

Mortal
Where do I start... This Cage user: "WIth your record, expected you to be better, trying to run away all game." After me telling him that that's how you play cage, you zone him "Yeah, if you have no skill, Kabal's got combos, if you were really good you'd get in there and do them all the time." Yeah, rush down cage, I'll get right on that one.

Kung Lao User: "i bet alot of people rage quit u cuz ur a cheesy zone sindle douche bag afterbirth cervicle slop aborted asshole baby"

Another Kung Lao usser (I'm stil Sindel): "whatever ur making the game boring 4 urself"

A sub that lost to Sindel trying to do nothing but ice clones and I zoned him: "how bout a fair match" I assume fair is when I jump into iceclones

There was another joker with Sindel when I was Kabal: "Why don't you play like a man, why run?" I found it funny because I was zoning with Kabal and he was SIndel and he just kept trying to jump in like a genius he is. Faced him a few days later and he messaged me after a ragequit "you cheater and your turbo controller, I know for a fact Kabal's fireballs don't come out that fast".

Oh the wonderful world of MK.
The best is going to be when tournament players want to eliminate environmental attack usage from IGAU so the game can become as boring as MK9. That would be a total waste of game enjoyment if they want that because this game has the potential to be the best fighting game ever created because of the environmental dynamics and options.
 

Son ov Timett

Bork, No Jin
Don't be a beat down whore that only makes your best friends not want to play with you anymore.
Best way to see if you hang out with a bunch of "filthy casuals." Take/give you beatings like men. If a training partner was holding back on me, I'd be fucking uber pissed. Bring it all, or youre wasting my damn time. This is Sparta!
 

-Deadman-

Getting better with age
MonicMosS: "Get skkill spamming fagit"
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The first hates of a new game are always the sweetest
 

GNG Iniquity

#bufftaquito #punchwalk #whiffycage
I find the best solution is to have only 2-3 friends that you play with regularly, help them build their skill so they can eventually become better and give you good matches. If you're better than they are then use a character you hardly know anything about and let them win some matches. Don't be a beat down whore that only makes your best friends not want to play with you anymore.
Bro, you serious? That's the current situation we're in over here. Yeah, we can go toe to toe with one another, but we haven't developed much past that. You plateau at a certain point. It's like weight lifting -- you have to throw some variables in there if you want to set yourself up for success.
 

aj1701

Champion
Didn't think anyone so scrubby still played, but seem to be abound on the vita still. i keep poking him over a few days lol. i guess you're not pro if you use kitana (never said i was pro to begin with lol). This is what happens when i called him out for rage quitting.

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rainuS

Prince of Edenia
Today I have played with Son Of Jazzy on ranked, and when I completely destroyed him he rq on a winpose animation screen. I asked him why he did it and he admitted that he did it just to take away my win so it will not be included in the statistics. He has really low trueskill because for sure he does the same every time he loses.

@PND_Ketchup he is on your friends list.

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ZedZeus

WoolayWarrior
Wow - its been a while since I got some hate but this totally made my day!

EVERLAST 14 88 sent me this message at the character select screen

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I proceeded to make his shitty Sektor eat my Quan rune trap dick and asked him not to taunt people BEFORE he gets his ass kicked!

and then he follows it up with this:

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So i send him a clip of Soundgarden's Big Dumb Sex - you'll know which part if you've heard the song before ;)

and i get this...

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I'm confused - does this mean he doesnt hate me anymore? :(
 

Axel_Redd

Vampire Jesus....he wants YOUR blood now!!
Anyone play checkmate38 on psn? Scrub supreme. I babied his sheva everytime yesterday. He sends me hate mail, and of course I reply. Sent me a message today that he will find and kill me. He shows up in a room tonight, so I spam that hes free and he bolts, lol.


not the first time I fight him either, he keeps acting like hes the best.
turns out this tard is still playing, checkmate38? yeah, ran into him to night, and he's become a real try hard, one of those dumb-asses that acts like they know how to play their character but they really don't? All he seemed know how to do was tele stomp, throw, fire ball, d4, standing 4, command grab and so on. And his game revolved around him ducking repeatedly trying to act like he was gonna teleport by ducking repeatedly and then doing it when u least expect it and then backing up and doing command grab or d4 or some stupid crap. congrats, u've mastered ur scrubbery.

i bodied his ass with cyrax, the idiot was trying to go for a baby i think too.

so then i switch to kung lao, but because i forget that teleporting at just the right time during sheeva's telestomp with kung lao gives u a free combo every time, anyways long story short, he some how managed to win (probably the fact that i don't deal with sheeva as much as i used too and certainly never one that played like that). So i was all like fuck that garbage, its on, and he wouldnt accept a rematch for an invite. Sayin im a [ban incoming] or i don't know how to play or garbage like that.

this fool won't rematch me and i even think he may have blocked me. I wanna get back at him and baby his ass, problem is i could only do it on an alt account and i have nothing to record it with, wish i did.
 

aj1701

Champion
Got some good hate mail. I double flawlessed and babied a baraka in ranked by iafing him to death.

He writes "fuck you and your ferocious tits" which I thought was funny and replied with a lol. The next message was disturbing "add me and we can have a pre ejaculation sexy rematch". Didn't hear from him after I replied no thx.