mortal_jason
Kitana's Bodyguard
MK2 is a game that's so fun, it's kept us all interested for nearly 20 years now.
But playing MK2 comes with it's own set of frustrations.
Here's my list of the Top 5 Most Annoying Moves To Get Hit By in this game...
5: LIU KANG'S BICYCLE KICK
"I'm blocking, blocking, blocking, BLOCKING the whole match... and the second I unblock I get my face pummeled? Screw you, Mr Kang! And now I'm in the corner and you're gonna hump hump hump me to death. Freakin' awesome."
4: KITANA'S FAN RAISE
"Son of a bitch! How could I be stupid enough to just WALK right into that thing? Oh look, there goes half my lifebar down the drain. Scratch that- I was near a corner, and with 90 seconds left on the clock, I am on Danger!?"
3. GETTING JUMP KICKED WHEN YOU'RE JUMP KICKING
"Great minds think alike, and we both jump kick at the exact same time, and I lose the air battle.
That's cool... I'm sure it'll even out and I'll win the next o....wtf! Lost another one??!! Definitely can't happen 3 times in 1 round? Great... I just lost a round from losing every jump kick battle. (Note to self: jump LESS)"
2. THE NINJAS' ROUNDHOUSE
"Since you just threw 3 ice freezes in a row, it should be safe to jump kick you... *SWAT*
Worst fighter in the game...no way Reptile can stop me now... *SWAT*
Fuckin' run away from me all match long Scorpion? No more, I'm tracking you down... *SWAT*
I even jump punched, dammit!!"
1: A THROW
"Oh you're so tricky... gonna jump in close to me and try to throw me? Like I don't know how to hold down/back + block or something? Huh. Ok so you threw me once, walk towards me and try it again I dare you! I'm blocking again, and this time I'm gonna uppercut your ass skyward when you tr...WTF!??
Well, the joke's on you Mileena. Coz after all those backbend throws you hit me with, you're gonna need a chiropractor REAL bad. And 1 more thing, EF YOU."
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But playing MK2 comes with it's own set of frustrations.
Here's my list of the Top 5 Most Annoying Moves To Get Hit By in this game...
5: LIU KANG'S BICYCLE KICK
"I'm blocking, blocking, blocking, BLOCKING the whole match... and the second I unblock I get my face pummeled? Screw you, Mr Kang! And now I'm in the corner and you're gonna hump hump hump me to death. Freakin' awesome."
4: KITANA'S FAN RAISE
"Son of a bitch! How could I be stupid enough to just WALK right into that thing? Oh look, there goes half my lifebar down the drain. Scratch that- I was near a corner, and with 90 seconds left on the clock, I am on Danger!?"
3. GETTING JUMP KICKED WHEN YOU'RE JUMP KICKING
"Great minds think alike, and we both jump kick at the exact same time, and I lose the air battle.
That's cool... I'm sure it'll even out and I'll win the next o....wtf! Lost another one??!! Definitely can't happen 3 times in 1 round? Great... I just lost a round from losing every jump kick battle. (Note to self: jump LESS)"
2. THE NINJAS' ROUNDHOUSE
"Since you just threw 3 ice freezes in a row, it should be safe to jump kick you... *SWAT*
Worst fighter in the game...no way Reptile can stop me now... *SWAT*
Fuckin' run away from me all match long Scorpion? No more, I'm tracking you down... *SWAT*
I even jump punched, dammit!!"
1: A THROW
"Oh you're so tricky... gonna jump in close to me and try to throw me? Like I don't know how to hold down/back + block or something? Huh. Ok so you threw me once, walk towards me and try it again I dare you! I'm blocking again, and this time I'm gonna uppercut your ass skyward when you tr...WTF!??
Well, the joke's on you Mileena. Coz after all those backbend throws you hit me with, you're gonna need a chiropractor REAL bad. And 1 more thing, EF YOU."
Vote for your favorite! Or should I say, your favorite to hate!