What titles would you give the Cast?

[Wigy]

For instance.

Kabal: The burnt one
Cage: The F3
Cyrax: The leaky Boat
Mileena: Slut
Etc.. etc. I figured you guys could come up with funny ones.

 

[Alien Substance]

Wigy

Scorpion: Walking Las Vegas Slot Machine.

Sub-Zero: Never Alone-Man.

Kabal: Meta Knight / Satan's Man-Rod.

Smoke: No-fundamental coward.

Kenshi: Savior of the Chargers.

Skarlet: The Period.

Rain: Brother of Chuck Norris.

Johnny Cage: God's Knee.

Liu Kang: Mini-Meta Knight.

Kitana: Michael Jackson's dimensional counterpart.

Freddy Krueger: The Man of Fundamentals / No-fundamental coward's bitch.

Kratos: The Man who never was / Divine Circumcisor.

Quan Chi: The Man who always was.
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Certain titles are meant to have a connection to the title of another character, see if you can find some!

 

[piemaster]

Baraka- ahh look at my teeth
Kano- MY TURN....TO RAPE CHILDREN
Sonya- white girl who hooks up with black guys
Jade- Kitanas best friend in highschool that was jealous of her good looks and popularity
Johnny Cage- secretly bangs mileena

not really titles, but more of the first thing that comes to mind

 

[Treadmill]

"The period" is in my top 10 worst things I've ever read on the internet list.

 

[RYX]

Noob Saibot - Hug Master

:3

 

[Alien Substance]

"The period" is in my top 10 worst things I've ever read on the internet list.

I am honored to make quite an achievement in your eyes. Let me replace that one with: "Destroyer of Tampons".

How's that?

 

[KiD INsAnitY]

I thought this said what tities would you give the cast

 

[Wigy]

I thought this said what tities would you give the cast

I would give baraka big ass titties.