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I get the classic ''same move using ass bitch'' thing when I use Quan or Noob. Most of the time it's just a rage quit followed by nothing.

...so I provoke it
 
xQUANTUMx

xQUANTUMx

Twitter: @xxQUANTUM
aj1701 said:
He's on this site.



Ugh.. Ya I know him too. Still plays the EXACT same way as when I first started babying him...
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Damn I just 1andran him...maybe I'll accept his challenge again next time and baby him with Lao or cage...he didn't appreciate command grab shenanigans though I can tell you that much. It's been 4-5 days or so and I still get rage mail from him. The sodium floweth
 
Compbros

Compbros

Man of Tomorrow
Back from my Liu Kang days, typing these just as they were written:

Scorpion6577

"ur such a fucking cheapass"


Rookie_Killa (after my typical message when people RQ in MK *Come on, it takes forever to find a match on ranked, don't rage quit* )

"Eat my sit rookie."
"What's your rank"
"1 time w lag, woopdy fuckin doo"
"block list bound rookie"


ThePeaceKeeper

"cheap"

"cheap up they fit it in next update then you might have to fight in a match and not throw knifes the whole time and wait for people to jump at you. Him and liu kangs cheap combo."


TeRRiFieD *My favorites, choosing the best ones as there's still like 4 more besides these*

"LMAO... go practice noob. ALL your wins are from SPAMMING. You are a joke"

"You swing before i recover..and after you do combo..I cant capitilize..youre already blocking..you know the cheapest combos where if they block you, doesn't matter.. you have no respect from any fighter if you continue spamming"

"I'm smartest player in this game, k? But I don't spam to win nor can I always win against spammers. That's how I have all my wins, reading opponent. Why do you think I won second round..I had at least 70 percent health..you barely hit me..then you got me down third round and started your spamming..every player can do that..did I do that to you? Only 2 players have beat me legit"

"You can make him better by not spamming..youre trying to justify your win by not saying you spammed. Do you even know what spamming is..its giving opponent unfair advantage by not letting him recover. I see your point where you don't want to lose, you found flaw in game and you utilize it to your advantage. Here's the thing..after I guessed right and blocked, I still couldn't hit you. Just want to make sure you knew that. You were able to block or jump before I could swing. Understand now?



quiseboy2cr33z

"is her really tht eazy to use?"


kenPO-_-

"Congrajulations. You have mastered the art of spamming"

"no, not combos, combo. u did the same one the entire fight no wonder ur record is so good no one can fite back"


ArtisticMolotive

"Nice Lui Kang that I've seen a million times"

"hmm, Only because Lui is so incredibly cheap and easy to use that I keep it simple rather than risking it. I know you're useless without RAIDEN/LUI/KUNG LAO anyway, so it's all good. GG"

*challenge him to a match against my Sonya*

"Gladly, I'd humbly accept a loss to a character that isn't cheap, broken, and free tier".

Never accepted my challenge.


Solcey1017

"NERD"


SWAG_ALWAYS_ON *sent "RAGE_ALWAYS_ON" after he quit, this was like a year and a half ago, shut up* Using only some as he sent like 4 more.

"DICK_SUCKIN_ALWAYS_ON W DAT MEXICAN NAME BOY"

"LMAOO ONLY WHITE TRAILER PIECES OF TRASH WASTE TIME ON WRITING A LONG MESSAGE NOONE WILL READ"

*say I'm black*

"LOL HAHA UNCLE TOM"

"WHAT'S THE DIFFERENT BETWEEN A [ban incoming] & A BOX OF PIZZA? THE PIZZA CAN SUPPORT THE FAMILY"

"WHAT'S FASTER THEN A [ban incoming] W MY TV? YOUR BROTHER WITH MY VCR"


Post is getting long so I'll post more later.
 
_xFriction

_xFriction

Champion
beat this guy twice, then babied his cyrax
MKF_xKINGx :
y do u spam 4 nd (da fuq is that? and?) waite u fight like a bitch

I sent back:
you cry like a baby... oh wait lolz

MKF_xKINGx
haha lol ur a dumb slut shut ur fat fuk ass up
 
Laos_boy

Laos_boy

Meow Hoes
Cry0 ninja xbl
He sends me 3 voice msg
Saying I'm "so random but I do the same things over and over"
Me "what the hell?"
Rematch
I tell him he will never last in a tourny with that attitude
He goes " I will win evo, I tear up the locals I goto"
Rematch
I baby him
And he goes
" what ever, I have my record to back me up"
Me
"Lol"


Sent from my LT28at using Tapatalk 2
 
CircleOf14

CircleOf14

Noob
xKhaoTikx said:

not really funny, but should be addressed.
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This is fucking hardcore. My mother passed away too so I completely understand what this must've made you feel. But you're right, one day this miserable piece of shit is gonna get exactly what's coming to him.

I actually disabled receiving messages because I've been on the verge of doing some crazy shit after getting some hate mail. Which is probably a character flaw that I need to work on cuz I take shit way too seriously sometimes. I just feel like I play with absolutely nothing but respect for my opponent no matter how good or bad he is, and when I don't get that respect in return, it infuriates me.

Anyway, I never got anything as bad as this and I'm glad I never did because...it would've been really really bad. Props to you for handeling it well. Peace.
 
BenGmanUk

BenGmanUk

Get staffed bro
After sending 'lol Russia' to some random for quitting at the character select screen for the umpteenth time.


Such a cool accent.
 
DJ L Toro

DJ L Toro

Champion
I havent recieved hatemail in a long while because usually people just ragequit and let it be done, but i got one today from
kbd-Retribution on PSN (is kbd a clan btw? never hear of them) after they hidden selected noob, plus crap internet, and ragequit when i still won in all that lag:
"Cabron culo"

The funny bit about this is my response:
"<3 buen juego amigo" (gg friend) lol
 
xInfra Deadx

xInfra Deadx

Gimmick stolen by Jordan Peele
DJ L Toro said:
I havent recieved hatemail in a long while because usually people just ragequit and let it be done, but i got one today from
kbd-Retribution on PSN (is kbd a clan btw? never hear of them) after they hidden selected noob, plus crap internet, and ragequit when i still won in all that lag:
"Cabron culo"

The funny bit about this is my response:
"<3 buen juego amigo" (gg friend) lol
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I ran into him and the bastard ran when I babied him...smh
 
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