My rain is so bad I can't even win a single round. In fact, every time I select any character there are orphan children that cries because they wished they could witness something at least watchable, that's how bad I am at this game.
C-sword stopped jumping and uses a new approach which is wiser footsie wise.
ps: I swear if I win this Sunday vs any of you it's obviously because of my ancestor's strength because of how awful I am at this game.
However if I win, I strongly urge that you reconsider everything you've done in life considering that I am a obviously the most mediocre of the mediocre who has the worst play style in MTL.
How dare you let me get away with shit tactics.
Everything in this post is clearly serious and is not a joke.