What MK character should be president?

[Sage Leviathan]

Fun thread idea i got while looking at Storms' thread.

*The point is to propose an MK character for president and why.*

I would choose Noob Saibot, as he would rule the US as a literal hell where immortality comes to all and the wicked are punished righteously. Chaos would consume the creativity of man and his policies would be morally correct. Shao Kahn would be his dog, and as his maid would be forced to dress as such and deliver Noob tea and biscuits every single day.

The warring places on earth would be flooded (and liberated) with swarms of the undead and peace would be kept. Jobs would be created by having the bored (or the lazy) take time to bring Noob the b8tches and speak in backward sentences about Easter eggs from Deception.

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[Chongo]

Kabal. He knows what its like to have problems.

 

[GLoRToR]

Mileena.
She's got the fastest recovery rate so she'd fix the national debt in no time?
And in case of middle eastern conferences she'd just do the splits over the head of the gentlemen and go:
"Hee hee haa haa don't be maaaad."

 

[THTB]

Baraka Obama.

Cuz if you don't vote for him, he'll fuckin' cut you.

 

[FrothyOmen]

Smoke. He has the hardest hitting antiair in the game, all opponents must invade by land or sea to even be considered a threat.

 

[Z-911-Z]

Sektor would counterzone nuclear weapons and hit the opposing country with an iaTU for full combo. His foreign policy is bestest.

 

[Sasarix]

Baraka Obama.

Cuz if you don't vote for him, he'll fuckin' cut you.

Lol he can have my vote

 

[Tim Static]

Liu Kang.

(I need GGA 16 Bit for voice)

Outworld Debate 2016:

Liu, if you were to become President, what are you going to do about Global Warming?

Liu Kang: WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

 

[Reedoms]

Sheeva already runs Australia. She's got experience that the others don't so it's a pretty obvious choice.

 

[CRUM]

Freddy Krueger

 

[ryublaze]

Kenshi cuz 1st blind president

 

[GLoRToR]

Jade because she knows how to handle her staff.

 

[NRF CharlieMurphy]

Jade because she knows how to handle her staff.

THERE IT IS!!!

vote +1

 

[Tokiwartoothxdk]

 

[McNasty]

Skarlet, because when I tune into politics it sounds and makes about as much sense as she does in MK9