Taking an Xray in real life.

[Mr. Mileena]

Sub Zero's. Cuz the liver always grows back.

He shatters all of it, the liver cant grow back without there actually being a liver.

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

Easy.

Noobs , It would be a gang beat up and then you would throw up, few broken bones, but its not like it doesn't happen in real life.

You would live. Unlike every other in the game bar Strykers.

How are you not gonna survive Rain's, Scorpion's, Shang's (I guess if you think getting a soul sucked kills you then his is out), Sindel's, Liu's, and Raiden's (you can survive electrocution)?

 

[Enenra]

Realisticlly I'll take tremor's

I get it, it's because it non existent.

 

[Enenra]

How are you not gonna survive Rain's, Scorpion's, Shang's (I guess if you think getting a soul sucked kills you then his is out), Sindel's, Liu's, and Raiden's (you can survive electrocution)?

Rain kicks you the face so hard you fly across the planet.

You are not walking away from that, you are lucky if he doesn't decapitate you.

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

Rain kicks you the face so hard you fly across the planet.

You are not walking away from that, you are lucky if he doesn't decapitate you.

You do not fly across the planet. Just the screen... and IRL you wouldn't go very far at all.

 

[Enenra]

You do not fly across the planet. Just the screen... and IRL you wouldn't go very far at all.

Please, now is not the time for this "irl" stuff. Look at the game we play.

 

[UsedForGlue]

How are you not gonna survive Rain's, Scorpion's, Shang's (I guess if you think getting a soul sucked kills you then his is out), Sindel's, Liu's, and Raiden's (you can survive electrocution)?

I don't know man...Getting punched in the temple of the head before getting your lungs punctured whilst laying flat might just kill me...

Getting round house kicked through one of side of life and coming out the other side might not happen...

And getting kneed in the chin so hard that it breaks your jaw, that can break your neck also.

You could survive beatings

 

[STB Sgt Reed]

Please, now is not the time for this "irl" stuff. Look at the game we play.

Look at the title ... "taking an xray IRL".

Roundhouse kick:

you aren't flying across the planet. It's a broken arm and kick to the face.

 

[SunnyD]

Cant we all just agree that Jax's xray might actually be therapeutic?

 

[Enenra]

Look at the title ... "taking an xray IRL".

Roundhouse kick:

you aren't flying across the planet. It's a broken arm and kick to the face.

RACIAL SLUR

Rain doesn't care, he is a demi god. Get punted around the planet and see if he cares.

 

[NkdSingularity]

People seem to forget that all of the shots to the head in x-rays involve the skull shattering, anyone surviving that kind of brain trauma would be a vegetable.

I'd go with Jaxs, if you got to an ER quick enough you might just survive the massive internal bleeding, though you'd be a paraplegic for sure.

EDIT; If you're paralysed from the waste down testicles won't be much use, so I'm saying Jades.

 

[SatsuiYesHadou]

Noob has obviously the least painful. Getting a broken nose isn't that bad, getting a knee to your back may cause some back problems but you'll be aight, and getting kicked so hard in the stomach to the point that you throw up is ok. You could brush your teeth after and plus Noob gets the worst of it anyway cause then he has your puke all over his leg

 

[RTM2004]

Jax's X-Ray looks least painful so I will go with that.

 

[Enigma642]

Id take Kitana's because it would be quick and humane. All of the others leave your brain in tact allowing it to register the pain. Baraka's is similar but he stabs you in the chest first. You would endure a few seconds of pain before he takes your brain out.

 

[MKF30]

Rain's probably or Nightwolf's have to be the least painful...lol maybe Jades, but I'm not too fond of getting my nads thrashed lol

At least I'll survive theirs lol

 

[DetroitBalln]

Shao Kahn's

 

[Squeaker101]

I'd take Sheeva's. If I'm gonna die, I wanna die with beauty at it's finest as my last sight. <3

 

[RomeoBravoDelta]

No one wants to pick Sektor's?

Getting shot with a missile, punched in the head by a robot flying out of the Matrix, and having my organs internally concussed all sounds real bad to me.

Definitely Scorpion. It seems like I'll be the least dead and need the least reconstructive surgery, barring a rib going through a lung. Rain's also seems survivable-ish.

 

[MKF30]

Yeah, I don't like Scorps ^ good chance you'll have a heart attack from him stepping on your chest or broken ribs punchering your lungs...no thanks.

lol yeah Sektor's missle, I'm sure his last hit would paralyze you...

I thought about taking Ermac's but figure, broken neck, broken back and busted ribs...yeah...definitely paralyzed if not dead from that lol

I think after summing everyone's up, I'm taking Jades...at worse I can't have kids and have lower back issues. At least I'll survive though lol.

 

[aj1701]

Please, now is not the time for this "irl" stuff. Look at the game we play.

*looks at thread title*

 

[MKF30]

lol MK so makes every other fighter look PG13 in comparison...gotta love it!