Funniest "hatemail" received

[Sage Leviathan]

It's funny how the two people who keep this thread going are Noob and Quan Chi players... these two charecters alone are responsible for the community having only about 500 people IN THE WHOLE WORLD playing at any given time... Noob does not need a reset and Quanchi's meter building is disgusting... people play you guys and never play again, they get rune trapped three or four times and thats that, its off to marvel or call of duty... then you guys sit here and act smug about all your hate mail... this game can still be fun when you lose, but people like Noob and Quan beat you, take a shit in your mouth and leave you with such an awfull taste in your mouth that you never want to play this game again... I dont mean to be rude but it seems like you guys get more joy off beating people until they cant stand it anymore then actually playing the game...
FUCK NOOB PLAYERS AND FUCK QUAN CHEESE PLAYERS!!!

-Noob and Quan Chi dont dominate MK
-Noob is the leader of B Tier, Quan Chi is Kool Aid Tier
-I laugh at the hate mail, but its not like i ask for it.
-Not everyone in this thread plays as Noob or Quan Chi
**-Actually, rarely anyone mains those two
-Noobs reset is a joke, Quan chi is fine with his meter building ways
-I play this game solely for fun, not to inflate my god complex

...have you ever played a Quan Chi or Noob main?

 

[LesMore]

i know i know, i wasnt trying to be too serious, I dont want to offend you cause your points are valid, I guess they just give me a real hard time in this game...good point.. now I am going to read some of your poetry

 

[DownfouralitY]

Mostly just "Johnny cage is a shit character" etc. sad tbh lol


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[Reedoms]

It's funny how the two people who keep this thread going are Noob and Quan Chi players... these two charecters alone are responsible for the community having only about 500 people IN THE WHOLE WORLD playing at any given time... Noob does not need a reset and Quanchi's meter building is disgusting... people play you guys and never play again, they get rune trapped three or four times and thats that, its off to marvel or call of duty... then you guys sit here and act smug about all your hate mail... this game can still be fun when you lose, but people like Noob and Quan beat you, take a shit in your mouth and leave you with such an awfull taste in your mouth that you never want to play this game again... I dont mean to be rude but it seems like you guys get more joy off beating people until they cant stand it anymore then actually playing the game... FUCK NOOB PLAYERS AND FUCK QUAN CHEESE PLAYERS!!!

Haha, holy shit. I hope you aren't serious.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

i know i know, i wasnt trying to be too serious, I dont want to offend you cause your points are valid, I guess they just give me a real hard time in this game...good point.. now I am going to read some of your poetry

You know, i dont blame you one bit.

Fuck the S Tier. I pray that they get nerfed so hard no one will ever use them again

 

[Sage Leviathan]

Listen to this weird "hate mail" i suppose.

Im online and beat this guy
(XBL: Johnny C4ge)
4 times in a row with Johnny Cage in mirror matches.
He invites me to his party and accuses me of using a lag switch.
I tell him i have no lag switch, and he says this:
"I filmed it, and im uploading it to YouTube to expose you!"
I said, "Go ahead. Ill post this to TestYourMight, see if they get a laugh out of it."

So he retorts with, "You dumbass, im a moderator on TYM! Im Tim Static!"
Me: "Its nice to know you whine about your losses."
JC: "Im banning your IP address right now! Im posting the vids to the first page and linking them to your profile. Im exposing you for the lag switcher you are."

Me (To his friend XBL: MR IMPATIENT): "Look, why dont you play me and tell me if im lag switching yourself?"
He said alright.
MR IMPATIENT (after about 2 matches): "...man, this Noob Saibot is some serious shit. Hes pretty good, i gotta admit that."
JC: "Hes probably spamming shadows or lagging the game. You could never do this offline and go to tournaments like me."
Me: "Your right, because i have no offline scene."
JC: "Why cant you go?"
Me: "None of your concern."
JC: "Exactly, this game should only be played by pros like me."
Me: "Nice to know i kicked this pros ass 4 times with his own character. And you say IM cheating?"
JC: "I was gonna just give you a warning, but now im banning your IP right now. Exposed."
Me: "Make sure you give them my gamertag too!"
*JC leaves party*

This is the most unexpected occurence to ever happen to me on MK9.

 

[RomeoBravoDelta]

Listen to this weird "hate mail" i suppose.

Im online and beat this guy
(XBL: Johnny C4ge)
4 times in a row with Johnny Cage in mirror matches.
He invites me to his party and accuses me of using a lag switch.
I tell him i have no lag switch, and he says this:
"I filmed it, and im uploading it to YouTube to expose you!"
I said, "Go ahead. Ill post this to TestYourMight, see if they get a laugh out of it."

So he retorts with, "You dumbass, im a moderator on TYM! Im Tim Static!"
Me: "Its nice to know you whine about your losses."
JC: "Im banning your IP address right now! Im posting the vids to the first page and linking them to your profile. Im exposing you for the lag switcher you are."

Me (To his friend XBL: MR IMPATIENT): "Look, why dont you play me and tell me if im lag switching yourself?"
He said alright.
MR IMPATIENT (after about 2 matches): "...man, this Noob Saibot is some serious shit. Hes pretty good, i gotta admit that."
JC: "Hes probably spamming shadows or lagging the game. You could never do this offline and go to tournaments like me."
Me: "Your right, because i have no offline scene."
JC: "Why cant you go?"
Me: "None of your concern."
JC: "Exactly, this game should only be played by pros like me."
Me: "Nice to know i kicked this pros ass 4 times with his own character. And you say IM cheating?"
JC: "I was gonna just give you a warning, but now im banning your IP right now. Exposed."
Me: "Make sure you give them my gamertag too!"
*JC leaves party*

This is the most unexpected occurence to ever happen to me on MK9.

Shit likes this kind of makes me want to get a copy of MK for the 360.

 

[Tim Static]

Listen to this weird "hate mail" i suppose.

Im online and beat this guy
(XBL: Johnny C4ge)
4 times in a row with Johnny Cage in mirror matches.
He invites me to his party and accuses me of using a lag switch.
I tell him i have no lag switch, and he says this:
"I filmed it, and im uploading it to YouTube to expose you!"
I said, "Go ahead. Ill post this to TestYourMight, see if they get a laugh out of it."

So he retorts with, "You dumbass, im a moderator on TYM! Im Tim Static!"
Me: "Its nice to know you whine about your losses."
JC: "Im banning your IP address right now! Im posting the vids to the first page and linking them to your profile. Im exposing you for the lag switcher you are."

Me (To his friend XBL: MR IMPATIENT): "Look, why dont you play me and tell me if im lag switching yourself?"
He said alright.
MR IMPATIENT (after about 2 matches): "...man, this Noob Saibot is some serious shit. Hes pretty good, i gotta admit that."
JC: "Hes probably spamming shadows or lagging the game. You could never do this offline and go to tournaments like me."
Me: "Your right, because i have no offline scene."
JC: "Why cant you go?"
Me: "None of your concern."
JC: "Exactly, this game should only be played by pros like me."
Me: "Nice to know i kicked this pros ass 4 times with his own character. And you say IM cheating?"
JC: "I was gonna just give you a warning, but now im banning your IP right now. Exposed."
Me: "Make sure you give them my gamertag too!"
*JC leaves party*

This is the most unexpected occurence to ever happen to me on MK9.

Thats Ryan/ Tell him the real Tim Static doesnt approve of this silly bs.

 

[Lithium_111]

" noob is fuckin cheap you fuckin piece of shit "

Lol love it

 

[Buffalo]

Finally got my first piece from some fellow JC ToXiiC.

"im stoned bro but u spam same moves"

 

[Sage Leviathan]

Finally got my first piece from some fellow JC ToXiiC.

"im stoned bro but u spam same moves"

Id always win our matches and hed ALWAYS send me hate mail. Big surprise.
Recently, he picked up Kung Lao.

I dont have to go on about how unrealistic online Lao is.
He wins a few times and literally tells me "Ive already beaten you, so im kind of getting bored."

 

[GNG Iniquity]

It's funny how the two people who keep this thread going are Noob and Quan Chi players... these two charecters alone are responsible for the community having only about 500 people IN THE WHOLE WORLD playing at any given time... Noob does not need a reset and Quanchi's meter building is disgusting... people play you guys and never play again, they get rune trapped three or four times and thats that, its off to marvel or call of duty... then you guys sit here and act smug about all your hate mail... this game can still be fun when you lose, but people like Noob and Quan beat you, take a shit in your mouth and leave you with such an awfull taste in your mouth that you never want to play this game again... I dont mean to be rude but it seems like you guys get more joy off beating people until they cant stand it anymore then actually playing the game... FUCK NOOB PLAYERS AND FUCK QUAN CHEESE PLAYERS!!!

You forgot Scorpion, bro.

If someone takes 5 minutes to learn Quan Chi's strings, landing a trance is pretty difficult, but 90% of the people don't bother so yes...I'm going to 11 skydrop F12/B31+2 trance until their dead while alternating rune traps. I used to get blown up by Quan's mixups and Scorpion's vortex - now they're the only two characters I find fun to play anymore!

 

[Enenra]

Scorpion's vortex makes people just leave. The first time they guess wrong and see they're in the same position with a third less health, peace.

One guy said I was such a pussy I had to send out my "spirit self" to fight him. Sorry bro, didn't realize Kenshi's animations made me a pussy. Beat him 2-0 and gave him a fatality.

And LesMore, hilarious you're pissed off by a bottom 10 character beating you down.

 

[GNG Iniquity]

Scorpion's vortex makes people just leave. The first time they guess wrong and see they're in the same position with a third less health, peace.

It's stupid, so many new players will just block low or block high, they'll never attempt to alternate it. "Hmm, well you've blocked my last 3 B2s...and you've blocked 0 F4s. Well I COULD air throw you and you'd likely fall for the spear on wake up, but I'm not going to bother exerting myself. 2nd spear d3 it is. Hey, look...you're STILL not blocking low! Fantastic!"

I guess they just expect me to use nothing but 111~takedown and hellfire them. I think the sole reason to own a 360 is for hatemail, because you get little to none on PS3. Scorp, Quan, Kano and Reptile are the characters I use the most commonly; I get nothing. 360 just makes it too easy for people to rage out and send you voice messages.

 

[Enenra]

It's stupid, so many new players will just block low or block high, they'll never attempt to alternate it. "Hmm, well you've blocked my last 3 B2s...and you've blocked 0 F4s. Well I COULD air throw you and you'd likely fall for the spear on wake up, but I'm not going to bother exerting myself. 2nd spear d3 it is. Hey, look...you're STILL not blocking low! Fantastic!"

I guess they just expect me to use nothing but 111~takedown and hellfire them. I think the sole reason to own a 360 is for hatemail, because you get little to none on PS3. Scorp, Quan, Kano and Reptile are the characters I use the most commonly; I get nothing. 360 just makes it too easy for people to rage out and send you voice messages.

Truth. I feel like I beat some people though just because they are like "oh lol Scorpion easy win." And then Scorpion goes hard and they are like WTF. Priceless.

 

[LesMore]

i am glad you find it soooo funny, enenra, quan chi's rune trap is such garbage, thats just the way i feel and Quan Chi is bottom tier according to who?? I see alot of people using his garbage traps... he certainly is a popular pick online for such a low tier player, oh yeah thats because his move set is filled with cheese... Quan Cheese is the equivalent of someone who just wants to win using tricks and traps... not skill... Raiden is top tier and I can lose to him anytime with out the least bit of anger... kung lao too, because they alternate the moves a little bit, Quan Chi and noob do not... just block repeat rune trap or with noob block chain combo reset over and over again... WOW so much fun....

 

[Sage Leviathan]

i am glad you find it soooo funny, enenra, quan chi's rune trap is such garbage, thats just the way i feel and Quan Chi is bottom tier according to who?? I see alot of people using his garbage traps... he certainly is a popular pick online for such a low tier player, oh yeah thats because his move set is filled with cheese... Quan Cheese is the equivalent of someone who just wants to win using tricks and traps... not skill... Raiden is top tier and I can lose to him anytime with out the least bit of anger... kung lao too, because they alternate the moves a little bit, Quan Chi and noob do not... just block repeat rune trap or with noob block chain combo reset over and over again... WOW so much fun....

Quan and Noob are popular? This is madness.

Advice:
Use Noob Saibot or
Use Quan Chi.

See for yourself how truly hard it is to win with them.
Or read my explanation in the Noob Saibot General Discussion Thread here:
http://testyourmight.com/threads/it-came-from-the-shadows-noob-saibot-general-discussion-thread.9558/page-6

 

[piemaster]

Listen to this weird "hate mail" i suppose.

Im online and beat this guy
(XBL: Johnny C4ge)
4 times in a row with Johnny Cage in mirror matches.
He invites me to his party and accuses me of using a lag switch.
I tell him i have no lag switch, and he says this:
"I filmed it, and im uploading it to YouTube to expose you!"
I said, "Go ahead. Ill post this to TestYourMight, see if they get a laugh out of it."

So he retorts with, "You dumbass, im a moderator on TYM! Im Tim Static!"
Me: "Its nice to know you whine about your losses."
JC: "Im banning your IP address right now! Im posting the vids to the first page and linking them to your profile. Im exposing you for the lag switcher you are."

Me (To his friend XBL: MR IMPATIENT): "Look, why dont you play me and tell me if im lag switching yourself?"
He said alright.
MR IMPATIENT (after about 2 matches): "...man, this Noob Saibot is some serious shit. Hes pretty good, i gotta admit that."
JC: "Hes probably spamming shadows or lagging the game. You could never do this offline and go to tournaments like me."
Me: "Your right, because i have no offline scene."
JC: "Why cant you go?"
Me: "None of your concern."
JC: "Exactly, this game should only be played by pros like me."
Me: "Nice to know i kicked this pros ass 4 times with his own character. And you say IM cheating?"
JC: "I was gonna just give you a warning, but now im banning your IP right now. Exposed."
Me: "Make sure you give them my gamertag too!"
*JC leaves party*

This is the most unexpected occurence to ever happen to me on MK9.

hahaha i fought that guy once! i was using a new character and he babalitied me and was screaming in the mic "IM THE BEST JOHNNY CAGE ON XBOX!!!"
then i beat him with smoke since he was my main at the time and he just repeated into the mic over and over "man this is bullshit, this is bullshit......." and sent me a message saying a was a scrub ect ect

 

[LesMore]

ok I am reading your 6 page post right now,
also I want you guys to know how when I write these post's i dont want you guys to think I am personally dissing you, i suppose i am just revealing my own weaknesses, that said, I think you guys are short selling your charecters, Noob and Quan are contenders damn it! I am definately not playing correctly when I loose to these bozos and i agree to take your advice and start using the charecters this weekend, but i think in the right hands and with the right amount of cheese and baiting these two players are tournament worthy, shit i think someone could win with them! now i am not saying i am more right than either of you, this is just my opinion, you guys should friend me if your on xbox live and we can play

,
in this match tyrant never really scores too many huge combos with jax against the rush down liu kang, yet he really holds his own in this match, I think the same could be done with noob and or quan if someone wanted too... I am probably crazy but it is just my opinion... and i actually thought about it a little... I am not just trying to shoot off my mouth cause I am mad...

ps. sage do you ever read
thomas pynchon roberto bolano kurt vonnegut cormac mcarthy robert anton wilson david foster wallace???

 

[Espio]

I use Stryker, Rain, and Sheeva and still get rage messages......so it's not like it really matters.

Something else I got that was funny.

"Stop camping, you pussy camper noob!"

In reference to me dash blocking in with Stryker against Ermac...the whining and poor sportsmanship is just a problem.

I remember getting rage mail when someone BEATS me and I said NOTHING to them, I didn't quit or anything. I won one round and they barely won the last round and they still sent it, you can't even lose in peace sometimes with this game...

 

[CYracks]

I used to get hatemail all the time. Recently, I've been getting some messages that say things like-
" I've been playing this game since in came out but I still suck at it. Maybe I should just quit. blah blah..."
and another person said " You're an MK savant. I don't know how I'll ever get as good as you."
It always makes me laugh cause I'd say I'm maybe a little above average in my play-style. Maybe
everyone is depressed or something. MK IS NOT DEAD GODDAMMIT.

 

[aj1701]

I remember getting rage mail when someone BEATS me and I said NOTHING to them, I didn't quit or anything. I won one round and they barely won the last round and they still sent it, you can't even lose in peace sometimes with this game...

Ugh, I had this just tonight. Scrubs using lag tactics, whining to me about spam and try to get back at me using noob, who I find difficult to deal with but I'm not gonna whine about throwing shadows. God its fucking annoying.

 

[Sage Leviathan]

ps. sage do you ever read

Im a poet. Rhetorical Qs ftw :3

Who is your main?

 

[Enenra]

i am glad you find it soooo funny, enenra, quan chi's rune trap is such garbage, thats just the way i feel and Quan Chi is bottom tier according to who?? I see alot of people using his garbage traps... he certainly is a popular pick online for such a low tier player, oh yeah thats because his move set is filled with cheese... Quan Cheese is the equivalent of someone who just wants to win using tricks and traps... not skill... Raiden is top tier and I can lose to him anytime with out the least bit of anger... kung lao too, because they alternate the moves a little bit, Quan Chi and noob do not... just block repeat rune trap or with noob block chain combo reset over and over again... WOW so much fun....

Uh I was talking about Noob. And his reset is easily escapable, especially the blockstring one. So yes, I find it hilarious.

Ha. Ha. HA.

 

[RomeoBravoDelta]

" You're an MK savant. I don't know how I'll ever get as good as you."

One has to wonder if they are intentionally using that word in it's correct context and it's actually a backhanded compliment or they just think it mean "real good at something."